Hello Toddler, hello Wobbler.
Finger sucker, strained-peas gobbler.
Girls, you're very... entertaining.
Wish I knew what you are saying when complaining.

Ashley's walking, room she's crossing.
Rachel's trying, tumbled, tossing.
I remember... how their mother
used to do the same and fall on me, her brother.

All your toys have... lights a-blinking.
Very noisy... what I'm thinking.
Try to play with... you two sisters
when I crawl with you my hands and knees have blisters.

Now I don't want... you two angry.
But don't drop food... when you're hungry.
Maybe if you're... not so sloppy
you would get more food, instead, you feed the puppy!

Take your hand... right off my glasses.
Take it off... you silly lasses.
I need them to see in this room where
I might trip, and ligaments I'd tear.

Take you home... you promise
you will not make noise?
Or date too soon the local boys?
Oh, please don't be that way.
I've been dreading... that... day!

But for now you... are still toddlers.
Such angelic... little wobblers.
I'm so proud to... be your uncle.
Even if your toys make this look like a jungle.

Wait a minute... why you smiling?
Why you giggling? So beguiling?
What I'm smelling... that's not better.
Something stinks, so where's your Nana, I must get her!