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Song Parodies -> "Camp Grenada Nightmare"
Original Song Title:
"Camp Granada (Hello Mudda, Hello Fadda)"
Original Performer:
Alan Sherman
Parody Song Title:
"Camp Grenada Nightmare"
Parody Written by:
Dee Range
The Lyrics
Please take this for the anti-pedophilia piece that it is.
Sorry mudda... was I screaming?
Am I camping... or just dreaming?
Camp is scary... and I'm certain
I'll have to stand up 'till my butt stops hurtin'
I've been sleeping... on my belly
Could you send some... KY jelly?
Now my member... may be skinny
But it's long enough to make the coun' slers whinny
All the coun' slers... ask the waiters
For this new food... called dick-taters
And my 'head' coach... gives me lessons
Though I'm doing good he says I need more sessions
I am fighting...diarrhea
And I just caught....gonorrhea
Now I'm getting...very verbal
We're about to play a game called 'Hide The Gerbil'
BRIDGE
Leave me 'lone, you Kiddie humpers
Leave me 'lone, you rumper pumpers
Don't touch me
Here in the kitchen where
I might
Get eaten by a pair
Take me home
I promise I won't
Call the cops
Or crap my pants
If you just stop
Oh please don't make me gay
And don't call me Renee
We are mostly...Anglo-Saxon
'Cept our coun' sler...Michael Jackson
He will hug us...he will squeeze us
And he even lets us drink some juice called Jesus
Now they ask us...to get cracking
There's a new craft...we've been lacking
Kids are laughin'...kids are shoutin'
'Cause we're gonna pack some fudge on Brokeback Mountain!!
Am I camping... or just dreaming?
Camp is scary... and I'm certain
I'll have to stand up 'till my butt stops hurtin'
I've been sleeping... on my belly
Could you send some... KY jelly?
Now my member... may be skinny
But it's long enough to make the coun' slers whinny
All the coun' slers... ask the waiters
For this new food... called dick-taters
And my 'head' coach... gives me lessons
Though I'm doing good he says I need more sessions
I am fighting...diarrhea
And I just caught....gonorrhea
Now I'm getting...very verbal
We're about to play a game called 'Hide The Gerbil'
BRIDGE
Leave me 'lone, you Kiddie humpers
Leave me 'lone, you rumper pumpers
Don't touch me
Here in the kitchen where
I might
Get eaten by a pair
Take me home
I promise I won't
Call the cops
Or crap my pants
If you just stop
Oh please don't make me gay
And don't call me Renee
We are mostly...Anglo-Saxon
'Cept our coun' sler...Michael Jackson
He will hug us...he will squeeze us
And he even lets us drink some juice called Jesus
Now they ask us...to get cracking
There's a new craft...we've been lacking
Kids are laughin'...kids are shoutin'
'Cause we're gonna pack some fudge on Brokeback Mountain!!
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fun to sing along with
All the counselor, fornicators, where they can't be procreators.
"Hide the Gerbil"... I never had that game at the Boy Scout camp opening camp fire... Thank God!
Very funny parody of a parody...fives
Well Dee, you did close to the impossible with this: made a song about pedophilia that actually made me chuckle. But I digress, even though I recognize the satire I'm going to have to abstain from voting. Sorry man.
Alvin, John B., Mathias, AFW, thanks much. Red Ant, don't worry about not voting. You should know by now, from my subject matter, I'm not concerned about votes. I've written several parodies about Michael Jackson , and this is another written to make people think about the folly of leaving kids alone with unsupervised adults, such as Camp Counselors, priests, and now even cowboys. With all the evil pedo's lurking in this world, people are too trusting. And watching the Catholic Church cover up their pedophile priests and offer them sanctuary, instead of prosecuting them, doesn't help things any. Boy scout molestation is another rampant area ripe with predators, yet people continue to send their kids out into the woods with people they don't even know. It's a shame that people never learn. Cheers, man
I feel as strongly against pedophilia as you do Dee which is why I left a comment and not a vote. Glad to see you back on the site.
brilliant and pointed, Dee - the Michael jackson/Anglo-Saxon couplet was inspired - 555 - more, more
OK, I'm late, and for that kind of camp I'll always be late. Stuff like this should always be played on TV whenever Michael Jackson is on the news though, and not just the late news too.
awsome lol loved it
555 to Sir Dee, ~Lord of the Range~ for bringing attention to this gruesome subject to the forum, in a humorous sort of way!
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