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Song Parodies -> "Colossal (Tank)"
Original Song Title:
"Colossal"
Original Performer:
Adorn Hair Spray Commercial
Parody Song Title:
"Colossal (Tank)"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
The PzKpfw VIII Maus (Mouse) was the largest and heaviest tank ever built at 188 tons! It had a crew of 6, 2-10" of armor, a 1200 HP diesel engine and secondary electric generator, 128mm main gun with coaxial 75mm plus a MG-34. Ran 8 mph and needed a schnorkel to cross rivers as no bridge could take the weight. Two completed under trials with 9 more hulls found. One survived the war and is in the Kubinka armor museum outside Moscow.
Enormous
Colossal tank- so heavy!
Colossal tank- 10" plating!
Colossal tank
1200 HP MB-517
To fight the Soviet horde
Reality ignored!
Enormous
Defensive
Expensive
The Lowe (Lion) was refused
Stupidity!
Giant projects Hitler adored
To the Here's scorn...
Poor Dr. Porsche!
It went nowhere, for sure!!!
Colossal tank- so heavy!
Colossal tank- 10" plating!
Colossal tank
1200 HP MB-517
To fight the Soviet horde
Reality ignored!
Enormous
Defensive
Expensive
The Lowe (Lion) was refused
Stupidity!
Giant projects Hitler adored
To the Here's scorn...
Poor Dr. Porsche!
It went nowhere, for sure!!!
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Note: Here's should read Heer's (referring to German Army's)! Damn Spellchecker again!!! Almost all German words get altered automatically and I miss the small errors!
I never could teach my spellchecker to recognize German. It must have thought I was the world champion at misspelling,
Antidisestablishmentarianism is nothing compared to long German words!!! Notice that my Spellchecker got that one right because it was in English!
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