You left me at home like a fool and you think i can fix things
Id rather call on some other guy, whose prices are high
But you wont even let me, I drilled in the wall
For a shelf that you brought but i slip n fall.
But don't you know that you're turning it on
I know that it's wrong, but I can't stop the voltage burns me.

Baby, Cant fix anything without you
Got locked in a cuboard with a shoe,
And i axed for the wall,
But what can I do, baby,
Cant fix anything without you,
stuck on the roof with glue
And ive broken the sky dish
But what can I do without you?

You walk through the door and down shoots the house value of the cost
You're using ev'ry trick in the D.I.Y book and got stuck to a hook
Im stuck and im needing a wee, you fix and re-buy
To aggrevate the sales guy that insults you, but don't you know
I'm usless at D.I.Y, so give me a sign
And help to ease the Nail that impaled me.

Baby, Cant fix anything without you
Burnt the kitchen whilst cooking vindaloo,
And ive broken the loo,
But what can I do, baby,
Cant fix anything without you
Windows fell out through and through
And it's breaken my arm
But what can I do without you?
(Repeat to fade)