I'm all for most greens, but I've found I'm not so keen
On this chubby peen, I'd prefer some broccoli
But that's not to say that I won't ingest
No awful taste, it's not

Got that right, this ain't pure dislike
I so don't mind, mind cucumbers
And no, n-no, I won't leave them aside, I'll devour them, but I
Really don't much like, like cucumbers
Afraid they're so-so

It's awkward, I can't lie, would be simpler if I
Would just up and refuse to call these slices "food"
But I think they're okay, still far down from great
When on my plate, won't toss

Got that right, won't throw fits if I'm
Served those plain fine, fine cucumbers
And no, n-no, I won't pretend that I (oh-oh-oh) can eat them with a small smile (oh-oh-oh)
Cause I don't much like (oh-oh-oh), like cucumbers (oh-oh, yeah)
Don't hate, they're so-so

Something tells me you don't like that at all
You'd prefer an asshole who'd just throw the damn bowl
I'm sorry but I don't hate it

Got that right, I feel "meh", alright?
Don't loathe these fine, fine cucumbers
And no, n-no, I don't want more on my (oh-oh-oh) plate, I'd like zero next time (oh-oh-oh)
Really don't much like (oh-oh-oh), like cucumbers (oh-oh, yeah)
Afraid they're so-so
Don't hate, they're so-so
Cucumbers? Not great, just so-so
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh (oh-oh-oh)
Oh-oh-oh, oh, look, mate, they're so-so (oh-oh-oh)
Oh-oh-oh, cucumbers (oh-oh, yeah)