We've all heard the fables of terrible monarchs, they had to go
Hoard all the gold, lock up dissenters and wear moustaches that blow
And now our king is so sweet, really sweet, you could eat him
Wish someone would go and do that, it's no joke, 'cause this is a load

The mystics foretold one day we'll find
A ruler who's peaceful and kind
But now I'm just bored out of my mind

Sure, ev'rybody's "He's a good king! Yippee!"
But I just wanna start up a burnin' spree
To give this dull life a small bit of spice
Don't tell me that this is a good thing, you see
'Cause I'm so damn bored of the good king, I weep
When he makes a big deal of his next decree
But it's too damn swell, just peaceful as hell
Don't tell me that this is a good thing, you see
'Cause I'm so damn bored of the good king

No choppin' heads off, no more public prole torture, that's good, I know
But now entertainment is limited to stupid puppet shows
Though I feel rebellious, it isn't a shared feelin', ho-oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh
And it's pretty selfish of me to bring back what deserved to go

Just because I'm bored, it isn't right
I can still fume and state my mind
No fan of the wars from the last guy

But I'm still real bored of the good king, you see (good king, you see)
There's nothin' goin' on, just unendin' peace (unendin' peace)
So pleasant and nice with simply no strife
Don't tell me that this is a good thing, you see
'Cause I'm so damn bored of the good king, I weep (good king, I weep)
Near ev'rytime he does a damn meet 'n' greet (damn meet 'n' greet)
He listens so well, no givin' folks hell
Don't tell me that this is a good thing, you see
'Cause I'm so damn bored of the good king

What do I want instead? Well, I'm
Kinda confused, not put my mind
Towards that because the thoughts aren't nice

I might be real bored of the good king, you see (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh) (good king, you see)
But the alternative can't be good for me (can't be good for me, yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah) (not good for me)
A mad king would try and enforce some shite
Like "no more clothes", that's not a good thing, you see (no, no)
It might be borin' with a good king, you see (good king, you see)
But if the crown was worn by a monstrous freak (yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah) (a monstrous freak)?
I would get the hell right out of dodge, well
I guess you can say it's a good thing, but see
I'm still real damn bored of the good king