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Song Parodies -> "501st (Reflections of a Stormtrooper)"

Original Song Title:

"Pillowtalk"

Original Performer:

Zayn

Parody Song Title:

"501st (Reflections of a Stormtrooper)"

Parody Written by:

E.S. Blofeld

The Lyrics

After the defeat of the Galactic Empire, Rebel troops discovered a diary belonging to a Stormtrooper of the elite 501st Legion. On one page, the unusually poetic soldier had penned a ballad in the months leading up to his death in battle...
Climbed on board
Vader's ship, years ago
Times were dark
Didn't know where (else) to go

I'm seeing the pain of the Rebellion
Saying they're "free," treason to me,
How they disgust, chaos they're sowing

I hold my blaster close,
To fight for justice
Rebels would love to see my doom
I hold my blaster close,
To fight for justice
Why can't they see the way I do?

So I'll take down these traitors,
I've heard civilians' tears, the terrorists they fear
Yeah, no war's been greater
The cause we hold is pure- prosperity, law
Hoping for better days, better days, better days,
Sweating and marching on
A new paradise out from this war zone
A new paradise out from this war zone

5-0-1st,
My family, my allies,
Best soldiers you could see,
Of the Empire

I'm seeing the pain of the Rebellion
Saying they're "free," treason to me,
How they disgust, chaos they're sowing
I hold my blaster close,
To fight for justice
Winning battles is all I do

So I'll take down these traitors,
I've heard the rebel jeers, their punishment is near,
Yeah, no war's been greater
The cause we hold is pure, our enemies are raw,
Hoping for better days, better days, better days,
Sweating and forging on
A new paradise out from this war zone
A new paradise out from this war zone

Paradise, paradise, paradise, paradise
War zone, war zone, war zone, war zone
'Perial, 'Perial, 'Perial, 'Perial
Legion, legion, legion, legion

So I'll take down these traitors,
I've heard civilians' tears, the terrorists they fear
Yeah, no war's been greater
The cause we hold is pure- prosperity, law
Hoping for better days, better days, better days,
Sweating and fighting on
A new paradise out from this war zone
A new paradise out from this war zone

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