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Song Parodies -> "Screw Up My Light"

Original Song Title:

"Ruin My Life"

Original Performer:

Zara Larsson

Parody Song Title:

"Screw Up My Light"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

You ever have someone wanting to help but all they do is the complete opposite?
I asked you to help me out, yes, I did, I asked you
But there's a point that you seem to have missed, sad but true
Lend a hand, it can't hurt, come and crash in this seat
Did you take me up? Only the first two-thirds, see
Which I can't anymore as you stand close to me
Don't stand in that spot, please

Don't want you to screw up my light, you to screw up my light, yeah, to screw up my light, yeah
It sucks when you mess up my sight, yeah, mess up my sight, yeah, screw up my sight, yeah
Your ass standin' there like a block in both senses, just stop, friggin' move to the side, yeah
Don't want you to screw up my light, you to screw up my light, yeah, to screw up my light
Don't want you to screw up my light, you to screw up my light, yeah, to screw up my light, yeah
Can't work when you mess up my sight, yeah, mess up my sight, yeah, screw up my sight, yeah
What's wrong with that seat there? Why not take a load off? You'd stop pissin' me off, that's right, yeah
Don't want you to screw up my light, you to screw up my light, yeah, to screw up my light

Don't need you blockin' the sun, that ain't good, so please move
I'm sure you hate when you can't really look, so just move
Won't your feet really hurt when you stand that long? Please
Take a load off, there's no "reserved" here sign to see
Wouldn't ask for your help if your brain had a leak
So I know you can see why I can't and I'm peeved, oh-oh

Don't want you to screw up my light, you to screw up my light, yeah, to screw up my light, yeah
Pissed off when you mess up my sight, yeah, mess up my sight, yeah, screw up my sight, yeah
No reason to stand in that spot, cranin' your neck a lot, can't be good for your spine, yeah
Don't want you to screw up my light, you to screw up my light, yeah, to screw up my light
Don't want you to screw up my light, you to screw up my light, yeah, to screw up my light, yeah (ah-ha-ah-ah)
So dumb when you mess up my sight, yeah, mess up my sight, yeah, screw up my sight, yeah (ah-ha-ah-ah)
I'm tempted to take a quick shot at your pills, hard to not since they're at my eye height, yeah (ah-ha-ah-ah-ah)
Don't want you to screw up my light, you to screw up my light, yeah, to screw up my light

How dare you, how dare you
Say "Just move, you should move"?
I'm sure you can, sure you can see
The mass of sheets in front of me

Don't want you to screw up my light, you to screw up my light, yeah, to screw up my light, yeah (ah-ha-ah-ah)
No help when you mess up my sight, yeah, mess up my sight, yeah, screw up my sight, yeah (my sight, my sight) (ah-ha-ah-ah)
I know you're not glued to that spot, shuffle your feet a lot, can just quit with that lie, yeah (ah-ha-ah-ah-ah)
Don't want you to screw up my light, you to screw up my light, yeah, to screw up my light
Don't want you to screw up my light, you to screw up my light, yeah, to screw up my light, yeah (ah-ha-ah-ah)
Work drags when you mess up my sight (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh), yeah, mess up my sight, yeah, screw up my sight, yeah (ah-ha-ah-ah)
No reason to drag it out 'cause we don't have all that long before it's closin' time, yeah (ah-ha-ah-ah-ah)
Don't want you to screw up my light, you to screw up my light, yeah, to screw up my light

I was actually the asshole the other week when helping my Dad with a Lego thing I got him for his birthday. In my incredibly shoddy defense, the side with the light was the side he put the instructions on.

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