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Song Parodies -> "Two D-cks"
Original Song Title:
"The Fox"
Original Performer:
Ylvis
Parody Song Title:
"Two D-cks"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Racist views from Cliven Bundy and Donald Sterling dominate the news...
[Verse 1]
Through the roof
Words most foul
Repeat tweets
Is it Free Speech?
Crowds go "boo!"
Is no joke
Against racist "truths"
Views lack tact
From thoughtless scum
CNN films angry crowds
[Pre-Chorus]
It's that one word
Everyone knows
These two d-cks say
[Chorus 1]
"Nig-Nig-Nig-Nig-Nig Negro things!
Spewing: "Nig-Nig-Nig-Nig-Nig Negro things!
Nig-Nig-Nig-Nig-Nig Negro things!"
The White hate way
"Spa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-spade!
Spa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-spade!
Spa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-spade!"
The White hate way
[Crowds]
"Hate-hate-hate-hate- No!
Hate-hate-hate-hate- No!
Hate-hate-hate-hate- No!
Just go away!!!
"Pis-piss-piss-piss-piss-piss-piss-off!
Pis-piss-piss-piss-piss-piss-piss-off!
Pis-piss-piss-piss-piss-piss-piss-off!"
Do it today!!!
[Verse 2]
These two guys
We all know
Roll the dice
Speak out their A-holes
They lack balls
They speak ill
Of Black folk, open mics do fill
[Pre-Chorus 2]
Make us see red
So horrible
They affect many lives
With their hate speech
And private curse
And then lie which only makes it
Wo-o-o-o-orse!
Wo-o-o-o-orse!
Wo-o-o-o-orse!
Through social media bile takes its
Co-o-o-o-ourse!
Co-o-o-o-ourse!
Co-o-o-o-ourse!
These two d-cks say:
[Bundy]
"Blacks-better-off-then-than-now!
Blacks-better-off-then-than-now!
Blacks-better-off-then-than-now!"
Is what HE says!!!
[Sterling]
"Dont-bring-Magic-Johnson-round!
Dont-bring-Magic-Johnson-round!
Dont-bring-Magic-Johnson-round!'
Is what HE says!!!
[Crowds]
"E-eee-eee eee-equality!
E-eee-eee eee-equality!
E-eee-eee eee-equality!
Now go away!!!
Shame on
"Y-oo-oo-oo-oou!
Tw-oo-oo-oo--ooo!"
You both go away!!!
[Bridge]
Their words reflect their thoughts
It's no mystery
Somewhere back at home
We know you're hiding
Best stay underground
Will you ever show?
Explain your bigotry?
From the Old Days...
[Outro]
Just two rich, White A-holes
Not misunderstood
Best stay underground
(Why-d-you-do-the things-that-you-do? You-two?)
Will we ever know?
(Or-are-you-just-scum?)
We want to
(Give FOX the scoop)
We want to
We want to know!
(We do not share your views)
And now you're really screwed, old dudes!!!
Through the roof
Words most foul
Repeat tweets
Is it Free Speech?
Crowds go "boo!"
Is no joke
Against racist "truths"
Views lack tact
From thoughtless scum
CNN films angry crowds
[Pre-Chorus]
It's that one word
Everyone knows
These two d-cks say
[Chorus 1]
"Nig-Nig-Nig-Nig-Nig Negro things!
Spewing: "Nig-Nig-Nig-Nig-Nig Negro things!
Nig-Nig-Nig-Nig-Nig Negro things!"
The White hate way
"Spa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-spade!
Spa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-spade!
Spa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-spade!"
The White hate way
[Crowds]
"Hate-hate-hate-hate- No!
Hate-hate-hate-hate- No!
Hate-hate-hate-hate- No!
Just go away!!!
"Pis-piss-piss-piss-piss-piss-piss-off!
Pis-piss-piss-piss-piss-piss-piss-off!
Pis-piss-piss-piss-piss-piss-piss-off!"
Do it today!!!
[Verse 2]
These two guys
We all know
Roll the dice
Speak out their A-holes
They lack balls
They speak ill
Of Black folk, open mics do fill
[Pre-Chorus 2]
Make us see red
So horrible
They affect many lives
With their hate speech
And private curse
And then lie which only makes it
Wo-o-o-o-orse!
Wo-o-o-o-orse!
Wo-o-o-o-orse!
Through social media bile takes its
Co-o-o-o-ourse!
Co-o-o-o-ourse!
Co-o-o-o-ourse!
These two d-cks say:
[Bundy]
"Blacks-better-off-then-than-now!
Blacks-better-off-then-than-now!
Blacks-better-off-then-than-now!"
Is what HE says!!!
[Sterling]
"Dont-bring-Magic-Johnson-round!
Dont-bring-Magic-Johnson-round!
Dont-bring-Magic-Johnson-round!'
Is what HE says!!!
[Crowds]
"E-eee-eee eee-equality!
E-eee-eee eee-equality!
E-eee-eee eee-equality!
Now go away!!!
Shame on
"Y-oo-oo-oo-oou!
Tw-oo-oo-oo--ooo!"
You both go away!!!
[Bridge]
Their words reflect their thoughts
It's no mystery
Somewhere back at home
We know you're hiding
Best stay underground
Will you ever show?
Explain your bigotry?
From the Old Days...
[Outro]
Just two rich, White A-holes
Not misunderstood
Best stay underground
(Why-d-you-do-the things-that-you-do? You-two?)
Will we ever know?
(Or-are-you-just-scum?)
We want to
(Give FOX the scoop)
We want to
We want to know!
(We do not share your views)
And now you're really screwed, old dudes!!!
Note: Use of derogatory terms for Black people are for parodic reasons only!!!
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Against racists, are you? How thought-provoking and entertaining!
EVERYONE SHOULD BE AGAINST RACISM IN ANY FORM!!! 5-5-5
I agree wholeheartedly, 555
TH, YES, I am against racists and they DO make good parody fodder :)~
I love this! You say that derogatory words for black people are for parody reasons only. I understand and agree with it wholeheartedly. However, "Negro" isn't exactly a slur word. There's the United Negro College Fund, and that very word itself is Latin for "black" as in the color itself. After all, the name of the nation Montenegro means "black mountain" due to that ex-Yugoslav republic has such a geological feature. The "nig" words are offensive no matter what, and the hip hop community is fooling themselves and looking very stupid when they use it the way they do. IT'S UGLY! All racism by anyone is a disgrace and we need to abide by what MLK said: judge people by their character, which is reflected by their deeds. God does not make junk. I'm with all of you - Trivia Hunter, Kandy Kane, Jonathan B and Rob Arndt all the way! 55555
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