Hahahahaha, yeah
This might sound a little rude but I might hurl

It's just yikes
So not worth the way your eyes shine
But rather than just screamin' "Why?!"
I think I'd better rewind (yow)

I know you really miss your boo (uh)
I'm the same way 'cause I miss mine too
But my pulse hates how you do
Like ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-dum-dum (whoo)
I get a photograph to view
Life-size? Weird but you do you (yeah)
Ev'ryone's method is diff'rent but it shouldn't make your friend spew
Cringin', na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Makes me say na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Hard to believe, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
That you'd keep his pinky toe out on display (one should feel wrong)

'Cause that keepsake is yikes
A bit too ghoulish, that's right
Why not a lock of hair? Classic and not likely to rot over time (said one should feel wrong)
That keepsake is yikes
Too icky, too, too icky, icky (that keepsake is yikes)
Too icky, too, too icky, icky (believe me)
What's wrong with havin' a wallet photo? Less cause for fright (yeah)
That keepsake is yikes

Girl, please, don't you even try
To find a way to justify
The toe jar you keep on you at all times (yeah)
I wish I was jokin' (hahaha)
Makes me say na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
When it gets seen, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
It's not twee, I won't squee, just put it awa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ay (one should feel wrong)

'Cause that keepsake is yikes
The worst memento to find
Aside from maybe an organ but only by a little bit, right, that's right (said one should feel wrong)
Yes, that keepsake is yikes
Will only get worse in time
Because you don't keep it frozen, said that'll rot and you know I'm right
Worst keepsake (hoo-ooh-ooh)

And you're not listenin', dude, just starin' at the dead toe
I've been so tempted to toss it, yeah, I want that shit gone (shit gone)
I don't really care where it goes (goes), I might just call him on the phone (phone)
He'd know, he'd know, 'cause duh, he'd know, he'd know, he'd know
He'd say "Pete's sake, who'd take toes as a keepsake?
Since I'm far from dead and gone, I just moved away
Far from my ex, crazed is how she'd act, mate
I know that sayin' that-that is a big cliché
That is a, that is a, that is a big cliché"

But he's right
There is somethin' wrong in your mind
Lost his toe 'cause he dropped a knife
Why take it? That isn't fine (said one should feel wrong)

'Cause that keepsake is yikes
They could've stitched that on fine
If you had only ice-bagged it and not want part of him by your side, ain't right (said one should feel wrong)
Yes, that keepsake is yikes
He left your ass 'cause you lied
So get your head out your anus, it's not romantic, it's a gross sight (huh)
That keepsake is yikes
Too icky (uh), too, too icky, icky (that keepsake is yikes)
Too icky (uh), too, too icky, icky (believe me)
Hate what you're doin', I'm gonna fin'lly block you tonight
That keepsake is yikes