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Song Parodies -> "Deli Honey"
Original Song Title:
"Be My Baby"
Original Performer:
Wonder Girls
Parody Song Title:
"Deli Honey"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
This parody dedicated to a Safeway deli girl that I love. Her name is Kayla and she is pure sunshine on a rainy day. An absolute Angel! The OS is Korean and is translated. As usual I had to restructure some bits. Mods to lyrics here and there due to OS translation lack of rhyming!!!
Shopping, I keep waiting and waiting
Hoping that her shift is nearing
Come serve me now, she’s the one I choose
Yearning to hear her soft, sweet voice so smooth
Waiting, I wait nervously
Seeing her brings me the sensation of pure bliss
Then suddenly I feel so weak, I hear her speaking
Has the face of an Angel that I long to kiss
It’s her- the girl of my dreams
Like a fantastic dream that suddenly comes true,
‘cause whenever she shows up to serve me
I feel inside that I want to tell her- “I love you”!!!
(My) Deli Honey
(My) Deli Honey
Whenever I’m around her, I go crazy
I don’t know exactly what to do
Forget food tasting
Forget food weighing
All I need is her sweet luvin’
Kayla, what I really hunger for is YOU!!!
Dazzling, she is dazzling
Stunned, I don’t know what to say
Forget about the sandwich and breads
Kayla, you take my breath away
Beauty, outside and inside
Even with a net and apron nothing‘s missing!
I keep ordering items, but it’s her I only see
Oh God, how I wish she were coming home with me!!!
(My) Deli Honey
(My) Deli Honey
Whenever I’m around her, I go crazy
I don’t know exactly what to do
Forget food tasting
Forget food weighing
All I need is her sweet luvin’
Kayla, what I really hunger for is YOU!!!
I can’t stop loitering
Ran out of things to say
What is to become of me?
I’m in love with a girl from Safeway!!!
Heart’s beating as I say goodbye
I wonder if she notices that I‘m overjoyed?
Cart’s loaded up now!
My receipt’s got 100 deli points!!!
What more can I say, she’s my fantasy
A working girl who’s so friendly to me
What do you think? Born in 1988, she’s perfect
Too bad I’m twice her age- not meant to be…
(My) Deli Honey
(My) Deli Honey
Whenever I’m around her, I go crazy
I don’t know exactly what to do
Forget food tasting
Forget food weighing
All I need is her sweet luvin’
Kayla, what I really hunger for is YOU!!!
Hoping that her shift is nearing
Come serve me now, she’s the one I choose
Yearning to hear her soft, sweet voice so smooth
Waiting, I wait nervously
Seeing her brings me the sensation of pure bliss
Then suddenly I feel so weak, I hear her speaking
Has the face of an Angel that I long to kiss
It’s her- the girl of my dreams
Like a fantastic dream that suddenly comes true,
‘cause whenever she shows up to serve me
I feel inside that I want to tell her- “I love you”!!!
(My) Deli Honey
(My) Deli Honey
Whenever I’m around her, I go crazy
I don’t know exactly what to do
Forget food tasting
Forget food weighing
All I need is her sweet luvin’
Kayla, what I really hunger for is YOU!!!
Dazzling, she is dazzling
Stunned, I don’t know what to say
Forget about the sandwich and breads
Kayla, you take my breath away
Beauty, outside and inside
Even with a net and apron nothing‘s missing!
I keep ordering items, but it’s her I only see
Oh God, how I wish she were coming home with me!!!
(My) Deli Honey
(My) Deli Honey
Whenever I’m around her, I go crazy
I don’t know exactly what to do
Forget food tasting
Forget food weighing
All I need is her sweet luvin’
Kayla, what I really hunger for is YOU!!!
I can’t stop loitering
Ran out of things to say
What is to become of me?
I’m in love with a girl from Safeway!!!
Heart’s beating as I say goodbye
I wonder if she notices that I‘m overjoyed?
Cart’s loaded up now!
My receipt’s got 100 deli points!!!
What more can I say, she’s my fantasy
A working girl who’s so friendly to me
What do you think? Born in 1988, she’s perfect
Too bad I’m twice her age- not meant to be…
(My) Deli Honey
(My) Deli Honey
Whenever I’m around her, I go crazy
I don’t know exactly what to do
Forget food tasting
Forget food weighing
All I need is her sweet luvin’
Kayla, what I really hunger for is YOU!!!
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I heard Dick van Dyke just married a woman less than half his age (he's 86), so I'd say go for it!
Thanks Porfle but I'm too damaged for marriage or relationship- am slowly dying and it's hard enough to just function on a daily basis now. But she's an angel and I wanted to just write something nice about her :)
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