Pat on the back felt off a bit
More like a stab, oh my
I ask for help and you give me welts
That are all on fire
I'm a bit lost, don't know why you stare
Standing too close, unnerving
The choicest of words, not under your breath
Also there's the fire, concerning

And it feels like enmity
And it feels all aimed at me
And there's no reason I see
Why it feels like enmity

Thought we were tight, two mates strongly bound
Might go back on that statement
Because a herd of high-on-coke yaks
Were all let loose in my basement
You and I share that lock and I'm never that mad
I don't know any ranchers
But why? I'm still waiting
Say why, don't keep grinning

'Cause this feels like enmity
And this feels so strange to me
'Cause you're not some villain, see
Shouldn't feel this enmity (oh-ooh-whoa-oh, oh-ho)

Oh-ho, ooh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Oh-ho, ooh-oh-oh
Ooh-ooh-hoo-ooh-hoo

Please, why are you hating?
I'm tired of thinking
About your feelings
Bet they're bogus, eeh-eeh-hee-eeh-hee

It might feel like enmity (oh-ho-oh, oh-oh)
But it feels petty to me (so petty)
Bet it's 'cause one time I sneezed (oh-ho)
Made you feel this enmity (oh-ooh-whoa-oh, oh-ho)
Silly feel, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
No?
It's because I broke your knees?
Sure, that feels worth enmity