Be stupid (echoes)
You bastard, be stupid (god, stop it)

Come on, fall (fallin') for my very (what) clever feint, bastard (fallin', yuh)
You're a stupid bastard (yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh), an absolute clueless bastard (ba, ba, ba, huh, huh)
Really tried with this trick (what, what), on the ground, you should lay (asshole)
But nope, you made it out okay (babababababababow)
You're stupid (hoo), not a very clever bastard (still not fallin')
How could I have failed (hoo, what? Dude, what?)? Now I just feel awkward (this just plain blows)
Lost my shot at fame (stupid), thanks to you, bastard (asshole, bastard)
But I won't slow (no way), I'll keep tryin' hard, you bastard (friggin' utter bastard)

Had a great trick (man), but you missed it (that sucks)
By "you", I don't mean you, you dumbshit (not it, not it, not it, not it, yuh)
Meant the whole crowd (yuh, yuh) who was there watchin' *cough*
Cause they would scream how I was awesome (would rock)
They coulda Snapped or (somethin') 'Grammed or (I don't know)
Some online thing would meme how I made you fall
But you had (yuh) to not trip (ba, ba, ba, ba) and make your nose invert (big crunch)
Perfect smack (what) on tarmac (what), dashed that hope, you jerk (ba)
Coulda got 300 (yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh) thousand clicks, been so good
Set that to music, memed how the net would (brrrrrrrrrah)
I'll be kickin' myself (yuh) the whole (gah) damn way home (what)
Asshole (lost it, what), lost my shot at fame, that really blows (lost it)

Come on, fall (fallin') for my very (what) clever feint, bastard (fallin', yuh)
You're a clueless bastard (yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh), an absolute stupid bastard (ba, ba, ba, huh, huh)
Man, I tried with this trick (what, what), bleedin' out, should be, mate (asshole)
But nope, you made it through my fake (babababababababow)
You're stupid (hoo), not a very clever bastard (still not fallin')
But somehow I failed (hoo, what? Dude, what?), boy, do I feel awkward (this just plain blows)
Lost my shot at fame (stupid), thanks to you, bastard (asshole, bastard)
But I won't slow (no way), keep on tryin' hard, you bastard (friggin' utter bastard)

Out the rules to trick you (sorta)? That's a grey issue (kinda)
Read the whole damn list, dude (yuh), doesn't say yay or nay, it's true (uh-uh, what, what, what)
But I got a feelin' that you, got a little feelin' that you (what, what, what, what, what, what, what, yuh)
Would complain if I tricked you successfully, don't you diss it (ba, ba, ba, ba)
You'd cop such an attitude, but now I fume (what, what, what, what, what, what)
I can't confirm or deny whether it's true (what, what, what)
Because the big screw-up (what, hang on, what) that I thought was gonna happen (what, what, what, what)
Was somehow more (what, what, what, what) fleetin' than my weeks-long plannin' (what, what, bugger)
I tried hard to make (come on) you futz up your feet (ooh)
I practised the phrase, recited in my sleep (blah, blah, blah, blah, nonstop, what)
I'd skate up to thee, look straight past your face (what, what, what, what, what, come on)
Point up to the air, say "Look, an eagle!" (what, what, what, what, what, that was awesome)

Come on, fall (fallin') for my very (what) clever feint, bastard (fallin', yuh)
You're a stupid bastard (yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh), an absolute clueless bastard (ba, ba, ba, huh, huh)
Really tried with this trick (what, what), on the ground, you should lay (asshole)
But nope, you made it out okay (babababababababow)
You're stupid (hoo), not a very clever bastard (still not fallin')
How could I have failed (hoo, what? Dude, what?)? Now I just feel awkward (this just plain blows)
Lost my shot at fame (stupid), thanks to you, bastard (asshole, bastard)
But I won't slow (no way), I'll keep tryin' hard, you bastard (friggin' utter bastard)

Shot missed
Lost my, lost my, lost my, lost my shot, missed
Lost my, lost my, lost my shot, missed
Shot missed, shot missed, shot missed, lost it
Lost my, lost my, lost my shot, missed
Lost my shot, missed, shot missed, lost it
Lost my shot at fame, asshole
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, asshole
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, asshole
Yeah, lost it

Come on, fall (fallin') for my very (what) clever feint, bastard (fallin', yuh)
You're a clueless bastard (yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh), an absolute stupid bastard (ba, ba, ba, huh, huh)
Man, I tried with this trick (what, what), bleedin' out, should be, mate (asshole)
But nope, you made it through my fake (babababababababow)
You're stupid (hoo), not a very clever bastard (still not fallin')
But somehow I failed (hoo, what? Dude, what?), boy, do I feel awkward (this just plain blows)
Lost my shot at fame (stupid), thanks to you, bastard (asshole, bastard)
But I won't slow (no way), keep on tryin' hard, you bastard (friggin' utter bastard)