Don't like playin' this game, I'd hoped that I'd lose first round so I could go
But somethin' here is a bit askew, sus behavior from all of you
Put my chips in and roll my eyes, all I've got is a pair of fives
Don't really have a good poker face, it's your moods, I can't ascertain
It seems that ev'ry round, y'all throw your cards down
I get all the green, it just makes no sense to me

Hey, boys, what's up with you? Play fair with me just like I do
I can't run circles 'round you, why fold, fold?
You, me, clear as can be, diff'rent skill levels, I should get creamed
Don't bet your money on me, why fold, fold?

Wanna see your cards 'cause I've got doubts that they're worse than mine right now
Wait, is that a full house I see? And then a royal flush? You're kiddin' me
How can you give up on the prize with these great hands in front of your eyes?
Hell, it was you lot who planned this whole game night together and made the call (yeah)
To bring my ass around, so I'm askin' now (oh-oh):
Why give up to me? There's no reason I can see

Your choice leaves me confused, I'm not a beast who could crush you
Don't have large-ass bills accrued, why fold, fold?
You, me, so diff'rently (so diff'rently) matched in skill levels, you should have me
In debt indefinit'ly, why fold, fold?
La-da-da, da-da-da-da-do, la-da-da, da-da-da-da-do-do
La-da-da, da-da-da-da-do, why fold, fold (hey)?
La-da-da, da-da-da-da-do, la-da-da, da-da-da-da-do-do
La-da-da, da-da-da-da-do, why fold, fold?

Lose my cool if you don't spill it out, can't work out why you would take a dive now
Why would you take a dive now? Why take a big ol' dive now? Don't get it
Is there some rule 'bout number of wins now? Give the down-on-his-luck sap a handout
Look, I don't want a handout, I wanna play it fair now, so quit it, yeah

Bad ploy, please, that's not cool, I will not cheat by proxy, rude (hey)
I just want a fair game, dude, why fold, fold?
You, me, we will not be (hey) friends anymore if you stretch this scene
Not luck, I'm shit as can be, why fold, fold (hey)?
La-da-da, da-da-da-da-do, la-da-da, da-da-da-da-do-do (oy)
La-da-da, da-da-da-da-do, why fold, fold (whoo!)?
La-da-da, da-da-da-da-do (haha), la-da-da, da-da-da-da-do-do (da-da-da-do)
La-da-da, da-da-da-da-do, why fold, fold?