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Song Parodies -> "McCruelty"
Original Song Title:
"Best Freend"
Original Performer:
Veggietales (TV)
Parody Song Title:
"McCruelty"
Parody Written by:
Chris Vischer
The Lyrics
If you seen "Cold McDonald's Buys from Farms that are Cruel to Chicks", enjoy this!
King: Cheating Beauty?
Duke: Chhhhhheating! Oh, Cheating Beauttttttttttttttty!
Bill: But no one told the King admidst the Forest Fields of Red, The Duke of Salad called Miss Cheating "McCruelty". Over yonder hills of bronze...
Barbara: Bill, you said "McCruelty".
Bill: Yes, it rhymes with "king" and "red". Minstrel songs are about to rhyme.
Barbara: But "McCruelty" isn't a word.
Bill: I was going to say "McDonald's"; that won't take the song in a different direction.
Duke: Cheating! There you are! Sorry, I'm late. I got crushed by a falling headdress again.
Cheating: Isn't this the most hideous day?
Duke: Never mind the sand. Quite of a sandstorm last night.
Cheating: Yes, but if it never get too sandy, we can't make sandcastles.
Duke: Chhhhhheating! Oh, Cheating Beauttttttttttttttty!
Bill: But no one told the King admidst the Forest Fields of Red, The Duke of Salad called Miss Cheating "McCruelty". Over yonder hills of bronze...
Barbara: Bill, you said "McCruelty".
Bill: Yes, it rhymes with "king" and "red". Minstrel songs are about to rhyme.
Barbara: But "McCruelty" isn't a word.
Bill: I was going to say "McDonald's"; that won't take the song in a different direction.
Duke: Cheating! There you are! Sorry, I'm late. I got crushed by a falling headdress again.
Cheating: Isn't this the most hideous day?
Duke: Never mind the sand. Quite of a sandstorm last night.
Cheating: Yes, but if it never get too sandy, we can't make sandcastles.
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