I'd like a good guide for things
Video games where I stink
Cannot find jack, my playing style seems
To be not the kind that the game wants from me
I'd like a good guide, it's true
But I've failed at Google-fu
Pain in the ass, you would think it's not hard
To just play along and write "how" for each part

Don't want hints, alright?
Vague-ass list? Goodbye
A step-by-step is all I'd like
Said I'd like a good guide, a good guide for things

I want a good guide but I (a good guide but I)
Have only managed to find (just managed to find)
Blogs that have just the basics to share
No details at all, total waste of time there (waste of time there)
I can't find a good guide: part two (a good guide: part two)
Other scale's end, it feels rude (kinda feels rude)
Have no time to look through this long screed, man (it's bad)
Even Control-F can't cut through the chaff

Don't want this, alright?
Too-long list? Goodbye
Plain step-by-step is all I'd like
'Cause I'd like a good guide, a good guide for things

Video walkthroughs? Skipping
My two bones to pick with those things
Most are too long, pain through which to scrub
Then the algorithm moves to spoiler-dump

Sick of this, alright?
One off-switch, goodbye
No step-by-steps that I can find (I can find)
I'd just like a good guide, a good guide for things
Isn't right
Friggin' sites
Love to hide
When I'd like a good guide, a good guide for things