Ahahahaha

He-ey (na-ah), he-ey (na-ah)
He-ey (huh), he-ey (na-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
He-ey (yada-ooh-ooh), he-ey (yada-ooh-ooh)
He-ey (yoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh), he-ey (yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah)
Hey (ayy), hey (ayy), hey (ayy), hey (ah-day-ooh-ooh)
Hey (ayy), hey (ayy), hey (ayy), hey (nn-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
Hey (ayy), hey (ayy), hey (ayy), hey (ah-day-ooh-ooh)
Hey (ayy), hey (ayy), hey (ayy), hey (nn-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)

Do you think this is a joke (is a joke)?
It's not (it's not) for me
By this point, had hoped you'd know (should've known)
All your lines (all your lines) easily
Instead you go "Wait, I botched that, I know
Can we take, ca-can we take, ca-can we take a pause?"
No, I just don't think it's fair, should see you're the jerk
So completely stupid, got no time to rehearse your words

You're a dunce, you're a dunce (what a big jerk), such a dunce, such a dunce
The last minute, you do this, ask for time to rehearse your words
You're a dunce, you're a dunce (not how this works), such a dunce, such a dunce
You cannot be this stupid, stupid, stupid
Do you see space over there for some giant-ass cue cards (cue cards)?
I didn't think so, you're makin' my play here a huge farce (huge farce, jerk)

Ev'ry stumble drives me nuts (drives me nuts)
Cut it out (cut it out), get it right
We've been practicin' for months (many months)
And each night (ev'ry night), you were fine
But now that there's more than stagehands, you choke?
That's insane, tha-that's insane, tha-that's insane, you putz
Stage fright is a thing, that's fair but it doesn't work
When your movement's fluid yet you've failed to rehearse your words

You're a dunce, you're a dunce (what a big jerk), such a dunce, such a dunce
I can't believe you'd do this, want a break to rehearse your words
You're a dunce, you're a dunce (not how this works), such a dunce, such a dunce
How can you be this stupid, stupid, stupid?
Dude, you're not new to this craft, so it cannot be that hard (that hard)
To say the lines like you've done tons before as a big star (big star (yeah, yeah), jerk)

It's like some alien mindwipe (wipe) which is not what I'm needin' (needin')
Closin' on the first day (first day) 'cause the whole crowd is leavin' (haha)
Will kill my reputation, I don't really have the time
To call understudies up (call 'em up), the speed limit here ain't high (yeah)
Don't strain my brain (my brain) by suggestin' I switch (I switch)
With some other, other guy, he practiced other lines, twit (yuh)
Their costumes won't fit on your ass (on your ass), your shame is gonna hang out (hang out)
I'm busy as your director, can't sub for you, that's out (yeah)
Get a friggin' grip, no good reason that the words are stuck
In your head, get them out there (out of there), prove you're not a total schmuck (yeah)
Know you're good at all of this, rave reviews, the hottest shit
Told you so at that bar last night, wait, now the puzzle clicks, yuh (you've not failed to rehearse your words)

Not a dunce, not a dunce (not a big jerk), ain't a dunce, ain't a dunce
A fan of heavy fluids, erased how you rehearsed your words
Not a dunce, not a dunce (that's how that worked), ain't a dunce, ain't a dunce
Though that's still pretty stupid, stupid, stupid
The whole damn cast was all there and yet they don't need cue cards (cue cards)
If you react this bad to a hangover, you've failed hard (failed hard, jerk)

You're a dunce, you're a dunce, such a dunce, such a dunce
You're a dunce, you're a dunce, such a dunce, such a dunce