It's 5 o'clock in the morning
Sun has not started dawning
I know you've got something on soon
But why do I have to know, dude?
Thought I told you I don't care (uh)
I'm not a morning person, so there (uh-uh)
And so you're gonna get a twisting (uh-uh)
Of one or both your nipples

Ey, it's 5 o'clock in the mo-ornin', thought I told ya
To not rou-ouse me over
Somethin' stu-upid
That would make me wanna remove your face if I had energy, bud
You can't tell me you're so-orry
While you're takin' all of my sheets o-off me-e (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
My position won't be changin'
Both in the physical sense and the context of the argument, duh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh
It's 5 o'clock in the morning, your demeanour remi-inds me
Why I set my alarm for eight, you're far from ti-imely
My sight's ha-azy-y-y
All I see's proof of why I'm hatin' your obnoxious fa-ace, dog
So, man, would you ki-indly (oh-oh-oh)
Piss off? Mean that ni-icely (oh-oh-oh)
Know it may sound a bit ra-age-y-y-y
But that's what kinda happens when you try to wake me at this time, moron

It's 5 o'clock in the morning (yeah)
Sun's not out yet, no dawning (so you're a jerk)
And even though I have told you (should know)
That this is not what you should do (mo-oron)
Cause there's no way I can care (plain to see)
When I'm still barely conscious, so there (I can barely form shapes, see)
You're asking for a nasty beating (tha-at's ri-ight)
If you don't hurry with the leaving (go hide)
It's 5 o'clock in the mornin'
Not even time for dawnin'
I get that you're eager, it's true
But you're comin' off as a douche
Stop whinin' that this ain't fair
You're one to talk, not the one with hai-air
Still in their face cause they were sleepin' (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Until you burst in with your greetin'

It's 5 o'clock in the mornin' and you're roarin'
'Bout some band that I find borin'
And soon as that leaves my mouth, you-ou're li-ike
"What, are you stupid? Oh, you must be stupid"
Not really helpin' your case, no, you've got the gall
To insult when I might take your balls
And ram them right up your nose? I-I mean it, bud
This proves tha-at it's you-ou who's stu-upid
It's 5 o'clock in the morning, ooh-ooh, you're an ass-jerk
Not a really cuttin' insult, my brain's still got lag, jerk
But once I've got my mornin' hot co-offee (love my ho-ot coffee)
Then I'll get ya (I'll get ya), yeah, I'll get ya
But for now, please kindly-y (oh-oh-oh)
Stop bein' so whiny-y-y (oh-oh-oh)
Cause you're the one bein' crazy-y-y
Have you forgotten when you tried this last? It took weeks til that bruise wo-ore off

It's 5 o'clock in the morning (yeah-eah)
The damn sun still ain't dawning (you're a big jerk)
I know I've said I don't hate you (I kno-ow)
But right now you're pushin' it, dude (moro-on)
And even if I did care (ooh, not likely)
'Bout what you had to say, I'd still glare (too early to be smiley)
Because I don't like interruptions (tha-at's ri-ight)
It's not that hard of an instruction (no Ike-ea shi-ite)
It's 5 o'clock in the mornin'
You should've heard me snorin'
Or at least heard me fart, dude
Now's when I do my loud ones, true-ue
"Dude, TMI" I don't ca-are
You're the one who rumbled up the stai-airs
Doubt my "don't disturb" sign was slippin'
I nailed that sucker in, no trickin'
It's 5 o'clock in the morni-i-in'

Oh-oh, know I ain't got nothin' on
My day plans mostly involved fartin' 'round on Twitter and playin' Legend of Zelda
And all the rage I'm feelin' now will disappear when you crack a joke, so I can't really blame ya
That you think that it's worth sharin' with me
No matter if I'm still wakin' up, trust me
But right now it's gonna get real hurty, yeah, that's if you can escape my grip
It's 5 o'clock in the morning, I'm still yawnin'
So it won't be hard to get out of this headlockin'
But if I waste enough time barely wrestlin'
To cause you to miss your stupid show, I guess that's a real lesson for you
You wanna wake me up?
Well, be prepared to lose out on all your gigs, you schmuck (whoa)
And please don't act like you're the type of guy to hold a grudge (ooh-ooh-ooh)
Cause this ain't the first time that I've pulled this, bud (yeah-eah)

It's 5 o'clock in the morni-i-in'
When the sun still ain't dawni-in'
It's not a good time to exude
The qualities I like in you-ou-ou
Cause your constant upbeat ai-air, ee-yeah-ee-yeah-eah
Makes me wanna set light to your hai-ai-ai-ai-ai-air
Give me until I'm finished slee-eepi-i-in'
And then I might not hand out bea-eatin's
It's 5 o'clock in the morni-i-i-in'