Sna-ap out of it, you're ha-azy
I don't want that right now, so sa-ave me
Your moans, none of 'em fa-aze me-e now, no-ow
You're here, mate, to spill what you kno-ow, might ha-ate me
It's how they pay me-e now
You'd better spi-ill i-it out
Before I wha-ack i-it out

Got secrets I need to kno-ow
Not pa-atient, no
Don't make me use this lea-ead pipe
This clunky, rusty lea-ead pipe
Don't know what secrets, oka-ay?
Better say the-em all, ma-ate
Before I use this lea-ead pipe
This heavy, ouchy lea-ead pipe

Don't make me use this lea-ead pipe

Why pipe? It gets me a-answers
I'm no good as a sta-abber
Of fine drugs and I do-o a-abhor tho-ose
So I-I'll slam down this pipe into your ne-ethers
I'm gonna go to-o town
Until you te-ell me-e your
Secrets, come o-on, do-on't hoard

Keep claimin' that you don't kno-ow
Any-ythin', so?
I'll still use this nice lea-ead pipe
This nasty, weighted lea-ead pi-ipe
I won't let you walk awa-ay
Cause of the lie-ies you sa-ay
I like to use this lea-ead pipe
A trusted friend, this lea-ead pipe

If you don't like this lea-ead pipe
Best not piss off the lea-ead pipe
Don't make me use this lea-ead pipe
This chunky, painful lea-ead pipe