-> "Moms, Hide Your Children (From Penn State)"
Original Song Title:
"Down By The Water"
Original Performer:
The Decembrists
Parody Song Title:
"Moms, Hide Your Children (From Penn State)"
The Lyrics
See that Penn State football coach
Acting like a not-quite human smelly cockroach
Moms, hide your children
Here comes the pedophile
See that little tow-headed teen
With him in the showers, what a vile scene
Moms, hide your children
Here comes the pedophile
Paterno, he got sacked
He won't be coming back
'Cause all those guys covered up
What Jerry did, and now they drink a bitter cup
Moms, hide your children
Here comes the pedophile
He won't leave those young boys in peace
He doesn't seem to know we're not in ancient Greece
Mothers, hide your children
Save them from the pedophile
Summer camp they let him run
Though they knew that he liked urchins' buns
Moms, hide your children
Here comes the pedophile
Graham Spanier, he got sacked
He won't be coming back
'Cause all those guys covered up
What Jerry did, and now they drink a bitter cup
Moms, hide your children
Here comes the pedophile
Sandusky's bound for jail
For seeking kiddie tail
And all those guys covered up
What Jerry did, and now they drink a bitter cup
Moms, hide your children
Here comes the pedophile
Moms, hide your children
Here comes the pedophile
Don't worry, children
There's no more pedophile
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