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Song Parodies -> "Long Way"
Original Song Title:
"Kanye"
Original Performer:
The Chainsmokers ft. SirenXX
Parody Song Title:
"Long Way"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
Part of my Pop Danthology 2014 self-challenge. Maybe it's just me, but I think the idea behind driving is to get from point A to point B in as short amount of time as possible without causing an accident. Some people just didn't get that memo, I guess...
When we started on this road, you told me twice that you know
Exactly where you're go-o-oin'
But right now, I doubt that, bud, left the house at half-past one
And we're still out roa-oamin'
Can't go to slee-eep cause your tu-urns are violent
Ca-an we sto-o-op, please? Can we sto-o-o-o-op?
I'd happily take a bu-us the rest of the-e way, bu-u-ud
Because you ta-ake the lo-ong way (hey)
Whenever we go outsi-i-ide, ma-a-ate
A path so windy it's like a-a sna-ake (hey)
I-I hate the lo-ong way-ee-yeah, ee-yeah-ee-yeah (hey)
Ooh-ooh-ooh (hey), ooh-ooh-ooh
Damn lo-ong way, lo-ong way, yeah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah, ee-yeah-ee-yeah
Ooh-oh-oh
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, this car, we'll never leave
This sucks
Not a scenic view here, mate, just more trucks, drives me insane
I'm so godda-amn bored
Never take the same road twice, feels like you're just wastin' time
Like a cash-hungry ta-axi dork
Ran out of to-opics to ta-alk about, prick
Ca-an we sto-o-op, please? Can we sto-o-o-o-op?
Your choice of radio ma-akes me want to ju-ump out, bu-u-ud
Because you ta-ake the lo-ong way
For no damn reason at a-a-all, ma-a-ate
I'm pretty sure Macca's is tha-at way
I-I hate the lo-ong way-ee-yeah, ee-yeah-ee-yeah
Ooh-oh-oh
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
This car, we'll never leave, leave, leave, leave, leave
I'm sure we'll never leave, leave, leave, leave
Damn lo-ong way, lo-ong way, yeah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah, ee-yeah-ee-yeah
Round and round and round we go, though I really need to go
Sure you know where you're go-o-oin'?
Sayin' that it won't be long, sorry, I don't buy that rot
Not funny: your jo-okin'
Why must ta-ake the lo-ong way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way?
Feels like we've been in your car a-all day, day, day, day, day, day, day
Why must ta-ake the lo-ong way?
Ooh-oh-oh
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
This car, we'll never leave, leave, leave, leave, leave
I'm sure we'll never leave, leave, leave, leave
Damn lo-ong way, lo-ong way, yeah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah, ee-yeah-ee-yeah
Exactly where you're go-o-oin'
But right now, I doubt that, bud, left the house at half-past one
And we're still out roa-oamin'
Can't go to slee-eep cause your tu-urns are violent
Ca-an we sto-o-op, please? Can we sto-o-o-o-op?
I'd happily take a bu-us the rest of the-e way, bu-u-ud
Because you ta-ake the lo-ong way (hey)
Whenever we go outsi-i-ide, ma-a-ate
A path so windy it's like a-a sna-ake (hey)
I-I hate the lo-ong way-ee-yeah, ee-yeah-ee-yeah (hey)
Ooh-ooh-ooh (hey), ooh-ooh-ooh
Damn lo-ong way, lo-ong way, yeah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah, ee-yeah-ee-yeah
Ooh-oh-oh
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, this car, we'll never leave
This sucks
Not a scenic view here, mate, just more trucks, drives me insane
I'm so godda-amn bored
Never take the same road twice, feels like you're just wastin' time
Like a cash-hungry ta-axi dork
Ran out of to-opics to ta-alk about, prick
Ca-an we sto-o-op, please? Can we sto-o-o-o-op?
Your choice of radio ma-akes me want to ju-ump out, bu-u-ud
Because you ta-ake the lo-ong way
For no damn reason at a-a-all, ma-a-ate
I'm pretty sure Macca's is tha-at way
I-I hate the lo-ong way-ee-yeah, ee-yeah-ee-yeah
Ooh-oh-oh
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
This car, we'll never leave, leave, leave, leave, leave
I'm sure we'll never leave, leave, leave, leave
Damn lo-ong way, lo-ong way, yeah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah, ee-yeah-ee-yeah
Round and round and round we go, though I really need to go
Sure you know where you're go-o-oin'?
Sayin' that it won't be long, sorry, I don't buy that rot
Not funny: your jo-okin'
Why must ta-ake the lo-ong way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way?
Feels like we've been in your car a-all day, day, day, day, day, day, day
Why must ta-ake the lo-ong way?
Ooh-oh-oh
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
This car, we'll never leave, leave, leave, leave, leave
I'm sure we'll never leave, leave, leave, leave
Damn lo-ong way, lo-ong way, yeah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah, ee-yeah-ee-yeah
It never fails to weird me out to look at the Chainsmokers' careers now, with the multiple top 10 singles, including the mega-smash Closer, and then look at their blatantly trying-to-get-attention early crap like #SELFIE and this coattail-rider. But they're above that now. All the way from "eugh" to "eh". Such a success story! [/sarcasm]
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