Hey, someone left their Cate-erpillar outside, dude
Tempted to touch it, but I'm confused 'bout it, o-okay?
Mate, I don't see a-any nearby construction
And it doesn't look abandoned, seems fre-e-esh
A failure on my-y part
I can't resist the allure of i-its parts and
I see no-o cops
Gonna press some buttons, hopin' it won't start and
I-I-I-I-I sla-ammed one
The ri-i-i-i-ight da-amn one

So now this huge bulldozer
Is a mad su-uburban rover
Think I ran over your Ford
Don't know how, ain't no steamroller
Tryna make thi-is thing move slower
That's the third kno-ocked down light pole
How's thi-is work? No trained controller
Think I might keep runnin' over

All this stuff, keep runnin' over
Mailboxes, keep runnin' over

All of these le-evers are doin' jack, dude
Don't stand there with your jaw slack, you need to va-acate
Great (great), it's veerin' to the le-eft and it's locked
Ev'ryone in number six, stop you-our games
I'm gonna crash rea-eal hard
Right through your livin' room, you must de-epart and
Give me a-a call
When it's time to bill me for the mess I've caused, damn
I-I-I-I-I ca-an't sto-op
No, I-I-I-I-I ca-an't sto-op

I'm stuck in this bulldozer
That's become a-a mad road rover
Makin' tread tracks in your yard
Really wish I could pull over
Or at least ma-ake it move slower
How'd I break tha-at stobie pole?
That's co-oncrete and steel bowled over
Help this out-of-control doze-er

Can't stop smashin' things right over
Cars of any size, knocked ove-er

Still stuck in this bulldozer
That's an out-o-of-control rover
Want to stop 'fore it does more
Damage, but I'm still no closer
To turnin' o-off this damn motor
My luck's kinda-a utter balls
Kinda-a wish I wasn't sober
Could enjoy drivin' this dozer
Causin' damage in this dozer (so much destruction in this dozer)
Knockin' shit down with this dozer (so much great carnage with this dozer)
Smashin' all y'all with my dozer (out of my way, it's my dozer-zer-zer-zer)
Not drunk-drivin', I'm quite sober (you should be thankful that I'm sobe-e-e-er)

E-E-E-Er
Someone stop this mad bulldoze-e-e-er
E-E-E-Er
I'm trapped on this crazy bulldoze-e-er