Hey,
I was cruising online and saw some cool schtick
Clicked a link and got directed to this site.
Wait.
Now I see some ads on my left and right
Guess I'm wasting my entire night
At this place.

There's ads about some star
Who's no longer famous, now they're selling cars
A top ten link about
Some random useless facts of movies coming out
I guess I'll check it out just once
I've been clicking these links for months.

These pop-ups are annoying
With the nuisance they're employing
The clickbait I'm not enjoying
Now viruses are deploying
My computer is now lagging
And these ads, they keep on dragging
Bet those websites keep on bragging
'Bout the way their ads are nagging.

Hey
This link's all about Norman Reedus
I don't know how I haven't seen this,
It's insane.
Say
Progressive says I've got to log on
Compare rates and save on coverage today.

I know I have no car
These stupid ads tell me that it's not to hard and
Just apply, that's all
And then my credit score search is on my wall.
I don't know why I went online
Haven't logged off since 2000 and 9.

These pop-ups are annoying
With the nuisance they're employing
The clickbait I'm not enjoying
Now viruses are deploying
My computer is now lagging
And these ads, they keep on dragging
Bet those websites keep on bragging
'Bout the way their ads are nagging.


So c'mon click that website
Tells you how to sleep well at night.
Here's an ad for you tonight
For a place that's called AmIRight.
Bout to toss away my 'puter
So I won't have to endure
One more stupid link tonight for
One more rumor mill controller.

Just a stupid ad controller
(Links about SARS and Ebola)

Just a stupid ad controller
(I click them over and over)

Just a stupid ad controller
(tests about your favorite color)

Just a stupid ad controller
(Click the links over and over)