When I went to college one week
All of my group went to see
A dress rehearsal of a musical play

They performed songs from the musicals
"Little Shop" and "Blood Brothers"
And that show drove me totally insane

Since then, I've found myself listening
To the songs on YouTube
Because I think they're really, really cool

And now "Little Shop of Horrors"
Drives me absolutely nuts
Oh, I really like the music
There is madness in the songs

I don't know if it will drive me
As mad as "Les Mis" did
But I think "Little Shop of Horrors"
Is absolutely mint

I can't wait for our mad trip!
What if I bring my headphones?

So whenever I don't feel mad
I don't need to have crazy caps
I'll just listen to the songs that day

And "Suddenly, Seymour" is my favourite
Song in the show at the minute
That's why I'm so mad about that name

So everytime we have a mad trip
It's the last song that I play
To ensure that I have a crazy day

And now "Little Shop of Horrors"
Still drives me totally insane
I could go mad to the soundtrack
Over and over again

It's got lots of songs in it
That are mad within themselves
I'll go mad to it until I
Discover something else

It is funny how I became
Mad about this stuff within a day
I always call it "Joe's alarm"
In front of him, but it does him no harm

Oh, it's driving us insane
We hear it everyday
Don't play it on our next mad trip... OK?

OK!

Now that "Little Shop of Horrors"
Isn't madness anymore
I'll have to find something else that I can go crazy for

But I'll have to keep it private
And only play it whilst at home
Because if something becomes madness
If I turn it into madness

It really annoys Joe