[Kenny]

Long ago, when I was eight
I found a way to hallucinate
And let a tomcat fill my nose with pee

My eyes were red, my heart did race
I started floating ‘round in space
Then something awesome happened to me

I want to go back
It felt so right
To the wonderful vision
That I had that night

(spoken)
Oh jeez, would you look at that rack!

[Boob Monsters]
Down, down, your ship has crashed
On our planet where you’re a noob
The path of cheesing leads you to
Crazy South Park Boob Dream

Welcome back to
Crazy South Park Boob Dream
You are having a
Crazy South Park Boob Dream now

[Kenny]
And now I’ve started cheesing again!

[Boob monsters]
Ductus!

[Kenny]
I just don’t know when to say “when”!

[Boob monsters]
Mammarus!

[Kenny]
The king’s very well-endowed daughter’s
All tied up!

[Boob monsters]
Nippleus!

[Kenny]
Oh no, how’d I let them do this to you?

[Boob monsters]
Milkus!

[Kenny]
Since the last time, it looks like they’ve grown!

[Boob monsters]
Tittyus!

[Kenny]
And now my mind has just been thrown
Back into Crazy South Park Boob Dream!

[King]
Go, go to the fountains now!
Lather her with suds!
It will please the booby gods
That brought you to
Crazy South Park Boob Dream!

[Gerald, spoken]
You’re way too young to be doing this stuff, and now you’re taking MY girl away from me too? You’re a JERK!

[Kenny, spoken]
Gerald, no, she’s mine!

[Boob monsters]
With two suitors, it’s not right
Looks like there will be a fight!
When two men both sniff cat piss
They go to Nippopolis!

[King, at the Breastriary in Nippopolis]
Humans and monsters
The winner of this fight
Will get the Locknar trophy!
He who shows
That he is greater in might
Can motorboat my Sophie!

[Gerald]
You’re going down, you’re not worthy of her
You broke the rules too
And it’s too mature for you
Crazy South Park Boob Dream!

[Boob monsters]
Crazy South Park Boob Dream!
Titstakhan!
Jeffrey Boober!
Nipper!
Hootie Rackran!
Boob monsters all surround you!
Crazy South Park Boob Dream!

[Nipper]
My buttocks have nipples, my elbows do too!

[Titstakhan]
My back has double D’s!

[Jeffrey Boober]
I’ve got a boob atop my head!

[Hootie Rackran]
All my boobs have fleas!

[Ms. Choksondik]
You think that’s gross?
My nipples touch my shoes!

[Nipper, Khan, Boober, Rackran]
Oh?

[Ms. Choksondik]
I always go braless!
I’m way worse than you!
Now I’m in Crazy South Park Boob Dream

[Boob monsters]
Crazy South Park Boob Dream!

[Cartman, spoken]
Hey, Gerald and Kenny! What are you doing without any pants? And in the sandbox again?

[Kenny, sung]
I can’t believe it! Oh, I was so close!

[Kenny’s friends]
Wake up, wake up
From Crazy South Park Boob Dream
You had better not go back
To Crazy South Park Boob Dream

[Kenny, spoken]
Oh, please let me do it! Let me cheese once more! Give me one more chance! I want to see those titties again!

[Kenny walks over to sniff some flowers, which causes him to get high as before]

[Boob monsters, sung]

Down, down, your ship has crashed
On our planet where you’re no noob
Now sniffing flowers leads you to
Crazy South Park Boob Dream