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Song Parodies -> "Shake it Off (Ablution Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Shake it Off "

Original Performer:

Taylor Swift

Parody Song Title:

"Shake it Off (Ablution Song)"

Parody Written by:

Van S A'Parody

The Lyrics

Not usually my cup of tea (sorry Swifty!), just wanted to step out of my comfort zone
Reached a certain age
I'm goin' through a change
That's what people say (mm-mm?)
That's what people say (mm-mm?)

Wear my underwear light grey
But there's a "dot of shame"
If a... bus hit me today (mm-mm?)
What would people say? (mm-mm?)

Cos when I'm peein'
Can't stop, won't stop dribblin'
It's like, I think I'm finished
In my mind, hopin' I'm gonna be alright

When ya take on too much drink, drink, drink, drink, drink
Well, it's gonna make ya think, think, think, think, think
Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off (ooh-ooh-ooh)

Urethra's gonna leak, leak, leak, leak, leak
For the hundredth time this week, week, week, week, week
Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off (ooh-ooh-ooh)

I never missed a beat
& piddled on my feet
I hope nobody sees (mm-mm?)
Hope nobody's seen (mm-mm?)

By chance I'm on my own (chance I'm on my own)
I'll clean the mess up as I go (mess up as I go)
So that nobody knows (mm-mm?)
So nobody knows (mm-mm?)

Cos when I'm peein'
Can't stop, won't stop dribblin'
It's like, I think I'm finished
In my mind, hopin' I'm gonna be alright

When ya take on too much drink, drink, drink, drink, drink
Well, it's gonna make ya think, think, think, think, think
Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off (ooh-ooh-ooh)

Urethra's gonna leak, leak, leak, leak, leak
For the hundredth time this week, week, week, week, week
Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off (ooh-ooh-ooh)

Shake it off, I shake it off
I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off
I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off
I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off (ooh-ooh-ooh)

Hey, hey, hey
Just think, all in-continent-al Europe
I bet they'd rather be the lucky, lucky youth in Asia
Oh, instead you've gotta dance to this sick beat

A-list man & his cool girlfriend
She's like, "Oh my God, did ...you forget to shake?"
There was a fella back in there, with a hella death stare
So we're goin' home now, babe
so I can shake, shake, shake
(yeah, oh)

When ya take on too much drink, drink, drink, drink, drink
Well, it's gonna make ya think, think, think, think, think (gotta make ya think)
Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off (ooh-ooh-ooh)

Urethra's gonna leak, leak, leak, leak, leak (mm-mm?)
For the hundredth time this week, week, week, week, week (all week, all week, all week)
Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off (ooh-ooh-ooh)

Shake it off, I shake it off
I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off
I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off
I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off (ooh-ooh-ooh)

Shake it off, I shake it off
I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off
I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off
I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off (ooh-ooh-ooh)

Shake it off, I shake it off
I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off
(You got to) shake it off, I shake it off
I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off
(1.1.24) Van S A'Parody ...(Disclaimer:- it's a comedy name only - my wife & I'd like to state, there's no offence/confusion intended ...that I'm NOT one of "them"!) ...From 2018-2022, the UK music buying public made a parody 'artist' their Xmas #1 (5, consecutively - a record, surpassing the Beatles). Often, a new artist can announce their arrival with a particularly good cover, made uniquely their own. I'm no singer nor musician, so if you can perform this (or any of mine), please send me a version & lots of royalties!

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