Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey

People like you always get mad when people use their brains
And say that you need to think some things through and if not, take blame
I doubt you ever plan things out, not how you roll
Now you hope I'll share your load, wrong-ass call (spay)

Hey, all you had to do was spay
If you had just wanted one cat, man
Take the parts that make the kittens out, pretty basic step (spay)
Hey, your excuses fallin' flat
Now that it's just too late, well, could've been easy
All you had to do was (spay)
All you had to do was (spay), all you had to do was (spay)
All you had to do was (spay), all you had to do was spay

House so full now, fillin' it up 'cause you can't just take a day
To make one goddamn appointment, is that such a pain?
People like you always get mad at all the bills that pile
If you hate the red tape of adoption, there's a simpler style (spay)

Hey, all you had to do was spay
Don't just blame the neighbour's tomcat, man
It takes two to tango, don't leave out your part in this mess (spay)
Hey, you can claim your locks are crap
Needs upkeep ev'ry day, well, could've been easy
All you had to do was (spay)
All you had to do was (spay), all you had to do was (spay)
All you had to do was (spay, spay, spay, spay, spay)

You've taken zero effort here to stop it (oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh)
Just lettin' it, flow on like a faucet (oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh)
You won't tighten
Don't like it? Don't like it? Oh, all you had to do was (spay)

Hey, all you had to do was spay
But instead you're drownin' in cats, damn
Doesn't sound all that bad but I doubt you can pay for it (spay)
Hey, I can't take 'em off your hands
I'd just leak from my face, well, could've been easy
All you had to do was (spay)
Hey, all you had to do was spay
Wait, I don't know if you still can, man
I have no incentive to work out all this kinda shit (spay)
Hey, you're responsible, true facts
It might not be too late (all you had to do was spay), still could've been easy
All you had to do was (spay)
All you had to do was (spay, oh-oh-oh), all you had to do was (spay)
All you had to do was (spay, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh), all you had to do was (spay)