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Song Parodies -> "Bake It Off"

Original Song Title:

"Shake It Off"

Original Performer:

Taylor Swift

Parody Song Title:

"Bake It Off"

Parody Written by:

Kim McCarthy

The Lyrics

A song about everyone suddenly baking bread at the start of the Coronavirus Pandemic in 2020
I stay up too late, I'm busy baking grains
Today it’s beignets, mmm mmm
Today it’s beignets, mmm mmm
I got fresh loaves on my plate
I make one every day
At least for the last ten days mmm mmm
For the last ten days mmm mmm
And it's so soothing
Can't shop, won't stop drooling
It's like I've got this sweet tooth.
In my mind I think just one more piece tonight

'Cause the oven's on all day, day, day, day, day
And at night I stay up late, late, late, late, late
Baby, I'm just gonna bake, bake, bake, bake, bake
I bake it off, I bake it off
There's eggs I'm gonna break, break, break, break, break
And I'm gonna make a cake, cake, cake, cake, cake
Baby, I'm just gonna bake, bake, bake, bake, bake
I bake it off, I bake it off

There's eggs I need to beat
I'm running out of yeast
I'm baking French pastries mmm mmm
Baking French pastries mmm mmm
I'm icing on my own (icing on my own),
I'll whip the glaze up as I go (glaze up as I go)
Then bake a sourdough mmm mmm,
Bake a sourdough mmm mmm
And it's so soothing
Can't shop, won't stop drooling
It's like I've got this sweet tooth
In my mind I think just one more piece tonight


'Cause the oven's on all day, day, day, day, day
And at night I stay up late, late, late, late, late
Baby, I'm just gonna bake, bake, bake, bake, bake
I bake it off, I bake it off
There's eggs I'm gonna break, break, break, break, break
And I'm gonna make a cake, cake, cake, cake, cake
Baby, I'm just gonna bake, bake, bake, bake, bake
I bake it off, I bake it off
I, I bake it off, I bake it off
I, I bake it off, I bake it off
I, I bake it off, I bake it off


Hey, hey, hey
Just think while you've been feeling down and out about the virus and the sickness and disease in the world
You could have been chowing down on these good eats
My best friend bought a new bread pan
I'm like "Oh my God", but I'm just gonna bake it
And if the fella over there with the muffin tray could share
Won't you bring it over, maybe we can bake, bake, bake, yeah ooooh

'Cause the oven’s on all day, day, day, day, day
And at night I stay up late, late, late, late, late
Baby, I'm just gonna bake, bake, bake, bake, bake
I bake it off, I bake it off
There's eggs I'm gonna break, break, break, break, break
And I'm gonna make a cake, cake, cake, cake, cake
Baby, I'm just gonna bake, bake, bake, bake, bake
I bake it off, I bake it off
I bake it off, I bake it off
I, I bake it off, I bake it off
I, I bake it off, I bake it off
I, I bake it off, I bake it off
I bake it off, I bake it off
I, I bake it off, I bake it off
I, I bake it off, I bake it off
I, I bake it off, I bake it off

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