You’re my most famous favorite celebrity
And so it only makes sense that my world would be
Obsessed with every single thing you do

I’m in my room
it’s a typical Friday night
watching every movie
all before the morning light
seeing me in every love scene that
You do

You’re out with models
though they just might
Seconds later and
blog it on their website
wondering about the day when you realize you had
that all these girls you date, they can call you their dad

I’ve got pictures, posters of you
on my bedroom walls
Watched all your films from
when I was thirteen
I love Leo D
I love Leo D

I go to award shows hoping that I could see
I’ll go to the places of where you like to eat
Finding you online and thinking to myself,
Hey, stalking is easy?

And it was easy
When you live this side of town.
Then you had moved to the east coast
Can’t track you around

You should be mine, there’s nothing better than that.
I’ll just find you on those online chats

You date models
With clothes skin tight
They’re just 20.
And that doesn’t seem right.
And if you wanted to take them out for a drink
They’re underage that’s kinda creepy don’t you think

I’ve got picures and clips and posts
that’s all about you
Went to the store and
Bought all your movies
I love Leo D

Can’t you see I know everything about you
From shoe size to your house in Malibu baby
So can’t you see
I love Leo D

What am I gonna do want you all to me
Every single day and night
Might just have to start a blog
Be on V Secret catalogue
I know your favorite songs,
And you are always in my dreams.
Think I know where you belong,
and it better be with me.

Can't you see
That I'm the one
that’ in love with you
Generated all
Your internet meme
I love Leo D

Followed you on intagram and twitter
All this time posting pics of you with me
I love leo D
I love Leo D

And don’t you know that just maybe
I love Leo D
I love Leo D