Tight curves are in my lane
Wish I knew what course I should take
Not talkin' lit'ral route, mate
Tight curves break my brain
I don't know how to go
About those hairpin roads
Should I speed? Reign that in?
Light's gone green, too late for me
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

When I drive, these parts always come up
Any lane I'm in's always buggered
It isn't fair, whole design is shitty
Pin-curved drive, don't want to be takin'
Pin-curved drive, I'm forced to be takin'
Pin-curved drive, I hate to be takin'

Tight curves, who to blame?
The builder men? The top architect jerkface?
Or is it some douche who has the top place?
Tight curves, his campaign
I don't know, all I know
Is I loathe ev'ry road
Where the screech of rubber
On concrete always peaks
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

When I drive, these parts always show up
Such a pain, "on time" plans get scuppered
Pull out my hair cause the whole thing's shitty
Pin-curved drive, don't want to be takin'
Pin-curved drive, no choice for not takin'
Pin-curved drive, I'm always stuck takin'

I hate them, must take them
Evade them? Can't, hate them
I hate them, must take them
Evade them? Can't, hate them
I hate them, must take them
Evade them? Can't, hate them
I hate them, they blow

When I drive, the bastard things rear up
It's insane how much we're all suckers
Go anywhere? Ev'ry path's so shitty
Pin-curved drive, don't want to be takin'
Pin-curved drive, no way I'm not takin'
Pin-curved drive, tough shit, must be takin'