I really can't believe you pick nothin' else, hey

You're always really sure that this time you'll come out on top
But ev'ry time you're not, you never land, you bellyflop
A very weird tactic, has it worked for you yet? Like hell
Pathetic sight to see, I really can't believe you pick nothin' else
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
What an awful scene, pot-comittal is bleak
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
You're so sure you'll be fine though you lose ev'ry time, come on

Choose "heads", choose "heads" ev'ry coin flip, choose "heads" but you won't win
Choose "heads", you'll get one this time, you're certain
Trust me, you're just lookin' silly, choose "heads" consistently
Choose "heads" though it brings your loss, choose "heads"

Would be a funny thing if it was anyone but you
It's been at least thirteen years you've been tryin' for this, dude
Put in a lot of hard effort to win, no, that's a lie
The only tricky part is gettin' me in line
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Just for once, maybe let me call it first, please?
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
And then maybe you'll find you could beat me that time, come on

Choose "heads", choose "heads" when we coin flip, choose "heads" though it won't win
Choose "heads" 'til your bad luck starts reversin'
Trust me, it's just sad and silly, choose "heads" on the daily
Choose "heads" though you've never won, choose "heads"

Choose "heads", gonna drive me mental, choose "heads", I want to be gentle
Choose "heads", winner always is me, that's unlucky, real unlucky
Choose "heads" but it never is, choose "heads", know you'll be so pissed
No "heads", no "heads" since this coin's double-sided, yeah-eah-eah, no "heads"

No "heads", no "heads" can be called then (yeah-eah-eah-eah), no "heads" for our coin flips (yeah, yeah-eah)
No "heads", it ain't possible to call it (possible)
Trust me, I've made you act silly (hey-ee-yeah, silly), no "heads" might seem petty (no "heads")
No "heads" just to piss you off (because you annoy me), no "heads"
No "heads" for these coin flips, no "heads" and I've shown it
No "heads", a known factor that you can't miss
Floors me (yeah-eah-hea-eah) ev'ry time you still scream for "heads", it's just silly (choose "heads", it's impossible)
Choose "heads", it's impossible, no "heads"