Checked my mail at five, got a big surprise, surprise
'Cause at some future time the knot is gonna be tied 'tween you and Clive
I can't believe your relationship's movin', I
Have to reveal that these statements are a lie

'Cause I've known this was occurrin', known this was occurrin'
Known this was occurrin', okay?
Constantly been Facebook postin' 'bout the ring, I'm knowin'
All about the weddin', okay?
This card won't hold me over 'til these numbers here are met
What is the point of this thing? Can't say, save the date

D-d-d-d-d-d-date, d-d-d-d-d-d-date
D-d-d-d-d-d-date, oh, save the date
D-d-d-d-d-d-date, d-d-d-d-d-d-date
D-d-d-d-d-d-date, oh, save the date

Who still mails things these days? Relic of the old times, old times
Already marked this date when it showed online, was your whole damn timeline, I
I can't not see when the weddin' will happen, I
Doubt it'll peel away from my swamped-ass mind

No new info this thing's tellin', zero info's tellin'
No new details tellin', okay?
Can't say it's the colour themin', scoop on that, you're stealin'
All your posts reveal it, okay?
I can't discern the purpose of this cardboard waste you've sent
Don't read my fridge, so the point, can't say, save the date

D-d-d-d-d-d-date, d-d-d-d-d-d-date
D-d-d-d-d-d-date, oh, save the date
D-d-d-d-d-d-date, d-d-d-d-d-d-date
D-d-d-d-d-d-date, oh, save the date

Da-ho-way-ho-way-ho-wate
Ah-ah, ah, ah, ah, ah-ah-ah, ah, ah, ah
Da-ho-way-ho-way-ho-wate
Ah-ah, ah, ah, ah, ah-ah-ah, ah, ah, ah
Da-ho-way-ho-way-ho-way-ho-way-ho-way-ho-way-ho-wate

Seem to be surprised, you did send these, right? Right? Right?

I apologise for flippin', sorry for my flippin'
My near-instant flip, not okay
More traditional-style parent of whom you're embarrassed
'Cause they sent these letters away
No wonder it feels pointless when you blog this with no end
I guess it's fine I threw it away, save the date

D-d-d-d-d-d-date, d-d-d-d-d-d-date
D-d-d-d-d-d-date, oh, save the date
D-d-d-d-d-d-date, d-d-d-d-d-d-date
D-d-d-d-d-d-date, oh, save the date