Scouting For Girls Parody – If we don't move soon

Every night I seem to be queing
I looked ahead and thought 'What is he doing?'
I'm stuck here on the same old motorway

The speed limits and service stations
The road works and the silly diversions
I never thought I'd be stuck here today
But what can I say?

And I'm looking for a gap to drive through and I can hardly read that sign
And I'm looking for a gap to drive through, if we don't move soon I'm going to cry
If we don't move soon I'm going to cry

I've been fast, I've been slow, I've been cruising
I've been tired. Oh is there a solution?
I've been sad but I'm listening to a band that I love

And on this road, there is such bad lighting
The lines have faded, they need to be lightened
But I'll get back, I'll be coming back to my wife
I'll be coming back to my wife

And I'm looking for a gap to drive through and I can hardly read that sign
And I'm looking for a gap to drive through, if we don't move soon I'm going to cry
If we don't move soon I'm going to cry

I must drive, I must drive, but you keep on slowing me down
I must drive, I must drive, but you keep on slowing me down
She will be cross, wearing a frown

And I'm looking for a gap to drive through and I can hardly read that sign
And I'm looking for a gap to drive through, if we don't move soon I'm going to cry
If we don't move soon I'm going to cry

It's alright, It's alright, cos we've started moving now
It's alright, It's alright, she'll be happy and will not wear that frown
I must drive, I must drive, but you keep on slowing me down
I must drive, I must drive, I know I'm late but please wait around

I'm taking you to town
I'm taking you to town