Michael John was a normal blagh, he never took me, to any dates,
But it was over when he had the plan, to start a working on his comic books.
Now the only thing that gives me hope, is that the geeks are still single,
Maybe I should ask Patrcia to lend me one...

I went out for only seven days, truly a record, to behold,
cause somebody should been told, my dating skills were never good.
Now the only thing I've come to trust, is an girl to love me still,
Maybe I should ask Mike John to lend me one...

It's beyond me, don't help mommy!!!
I'll be good, you'll see, don't take this dream away!!!!
I've got, a girl, her name is Sally,
What is wrong with her? Idk, maybe I'll ask..

I feel relesed, bad times deceased,
I finally got a boyfriend, hes a hunk you know.
The game is finally for me, my life has been expanded
It's a blast, that he has found me!!!
Mike John is such a saint...