[Buyer]

Amazon, make me a believer
“Octocopter” will really deliver?
My planned order in the air, thought, "This outta be something,"
Screen read: 2 mins- order just around the corner

Round and around and around and around it flew
Oh how, tell me how, tell me how, why it's now overdue???

Not really sure this is the way to ship
Just a James Patterson book
Considering all the time that it took!
It makes me feel strange
When the Smartdrone strays...

[Amazon]
It's not much of a life you're living
Barnes & Noble trek you can't make? Hey, it's just driving!!!

Round and around and around and around you go
Online ordering with drones, you poor couch potato!!!

We don't really care how you feel about it.
Amazon is on the move
Relying on drones is a risk, (but) we can always improve
5 lbs- it's on the way
So deal with delays (and still pay)

[Buyer]

Ooh, ooh, ooh, the reason I cling on
'Cause E-Dependency is what I rely on
Amazon is Number One, but I'm not the only one who is complaining
'Cause when the drone can't ship it right, it's nice to know that FedEx and UPS are still operating!!!

Not really sure this is the way to ship
Wrong GPS and I am screwed
“Adult vids” littering my neighborhood
Black bag stuff in the day
Hope the Smartdrone doesn't stray...
Yeah, we both lost our way!!! Oh No!!!

This method of shipping is lame...