I'm sorry, ma-ate, can't sta-and your face
The reason why-y I wi-ill explain
It's your dumb eyebrows, your damn eye-eyebrows
You've got crap eyebro-o-ows, completely stupid eye-eyebro-ows
Wish I could sha-ave them o-off your face (oh-oh-oh-oh)
Then my compo-osure cou-ould remain
Cause your damn eyebrows are dumb eye-eyebrows
You've got crap eyebro-o-ows, have I mentioned your eye-eyebro-ows? Wo-ow

Above each eye, a leech, du-ude
Hairy slugs, makin' me freak, du-ude
Ridiculous, need to go-o-o
Forehead's been swallowed, good Lo-o-o-ord

You must era-ase them fro-om your face
Before your si-ight's blocked, wou-ould be lame
Remove your eyebrows, your dumb eye-eyebrows
You've got crap eyebro-o-ows, totally crazy eye-eyebro-ows
Looks like your brai-ain's mousta-ache escaped (oh-oh-oh-oh)
What, that sounds du-umb? Just li-ike your face
With those dumb eyebrows, your damn eye-eyebrows
You've got crap eyebro-o-ows, have I mentioned your eye-eyebro-ows? Wo-ow

Got really stupid eye-eyebro-ows, wo-ow

Sit down, let me shave you-ou, you-ou
A new man, I'll make you-ou-ou
Mi-ight need wax peeli-in'
A good sheari-in', I gotta fi-ix i-i-i-it
I know you haven't had the-ese all your life
Because I've known you si-ince I was 'bou-out fi-i-ive
Still got photos o-on my wall tha-at prove I'm ri-ight
I must cut your eyebro-ows, yeah-eah

Cause they can't sta-ay there o-on your face
They'll cover i-it all a-at this rate
Must kill your eyebrows, your dumb eye-eyebrows
You've got crap eyebro-o-ows, absolute worst damn eye-eyebro-ows
Must cause a strai-ain each ti-ime they're raised (oh-oh-oh-oh)
Cause Spock, you lo-ove to e-emulate
Kill those damn eyebrows, your dumb eye-eyebrows
You've got crap eyebro-o-ows, have I mentioned your eye-eyebro-ows? Wo-ow

Probably the worst eye-eyebro-ows, wo-ow