Turn right, so says Simon
Jump high, so says Simon

He's giving directions to me
To you as well, you see
Must comply, must comply
Do what Simon says, all right

Touch your fingers to your feet
Then punch yourself in the teeth
All his orders, must comply
Do what Simon says, all right

Oh, but if his commands do not contain
One simple phrase
Any command of his that's missing "Simon Sa-ays"
We're not obliged to still comply

Now comply tonight, you and I
We've gotta do what Simon says, all right
Fly a kite, kill a guy
We've gotta do what Simon says, all right

High five, so says Simon
Eat rice, so says Simon
Wield knives, so says Simon
We've gotta do what Simon says, all right
Lean right, so says Simon
Throw pies, so says Simon
Vote twice, so says Simon
We've gotta do what Simon says, all right

His orders always come first
And we comply instantly
Play football while naked, fine
It's what Simon says, all right

We've no choice in all these deeds
Must do what he says, you see
When he says those words, we ride
Do what Simon says, all right

Though our minds try to free themselves, we'll always fai-ail
We can't deny his orders why

Though our minds, they try to deny
Our bodies do what Simon says, all right
Ride a bike, rob a guy
We've gotta do what Simon says, all right

Bake pies, so says Simon
Stay fly, so says Simon
Steal bikes, so says Simon
We've gotta do what Simon says, all right
Run right, so says Simon
Watch Nye, so says Simon
Be bi, so says Simon
We've gotta do what Simon says, all right

Comply, so says Simon
Comply, so says Simon
Comply, so says Simon

Don't ask why, comply to this guy
We've gotta do what Simon says, all right
Wash his tie, poke our eyes
We've gotta do what Simon says, all right

Hop right, so says Simon
Cook fries, so says Simon
Throw knives, so says Simon

See sights, so says Simon
Climb heights, so says Simon
Then fight, so says Simon
Comply, so says Simon