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Song Parodies -> "Me and Rainey Qualley"

Original Song Title:

"Me and Johnny Cash"

Original Performer:

Rainey Qualley

Parody Song Title:

"Me and Rainey Qualley"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

I thought it would be kind of humorous to flip this song around and recreate it in another form to mean something completely different. By the way if you love country music you really need to check out Rainey Qualley.
I like her
Like her like peanut butter
Like her and I want her number
Like her like my favorite song, if she only knew.

Got a game plan
To get her attention like only I can
And guess what I want to be her leading man
And I'll help her forget about other guys who might think she's cute.

Me and Rainey Qualley in a country song
Saving all the cats that don't have a home
Hello Andie, hello Dad
I'll respect your daughter and you'll both be glad
No telling what we'll buy at that thrift store
Probably something old that she'll really adore
With her by my side I can't go wrong
Me and Rainey Qualley in a country song.

Gracious, gracious we're perfect matches
And I can't resist her attraction
She makes my heart beat in double time
And I think I might be losing my mind.

Me and Rainey Qualley in a country song
Feeding all the cats that don't have a home
Hello Andie, hello Dad
I'll love your daughter and she'll never be mad
No telling what we'll buy at that thrift store
Maybe a steel guitar maybe something more
With her by my side I can never go wrong
Me and Rainey Qualley in a country song. Yeah.

I better just kneel and pray
Cause prayer is the only way I can call her my own
I'd rather be with her than be alone.

Rainey, you really got me feeling spacy
I'm not sure there's Much more that I can say
And if you were here right now
I'd hug you real tight and hope you don't put up a fight.

Me and Rainey Qualley in a country song
Housing all the cats that don't have a home
Hello Andie, hello Dad
I'll respect your daughter and you'll both be glad
No telling what we'll buy at that thrift store
Probably something old that she'll really adore
And after I win her over we'll tie one on
Me and Rainey Qualley in a country song.




Rainey Qualley, Turn Down the Lights. Coming out in June. Look for it and "Turn me on like the Radio".

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