Vladimir Putin sings:

Like a Typhoon
In the ocean
Carrying big loads
For nuke explosions
Like how a S-400 battery
Can keep the skies open
Sukhois by the batches
In air battles cause a commotion

Russia has weapons tucked away
Underground nukes carried by trains
Perimeter guards them day and night
USA, do you want to fight?

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This is my might song
Red Army fight song
Fly the flag high song
My power's real strong
NATO's got it all wrong
A fearsome sight song
And I don't really care if the West is so deceived
'Cause I've got it all to start World War 3!!!

Got no friends and allies weak
Syria and Iran are losers
in the Middle East
To say the least (say the least)
And it's been too many years
Shipping weapons over there
The Rebels and ISIS should be gone
Yet I proceed
Yes, I do indeed!

New weapons not far away
Hypersonics, things in space
Tank Armies with which to fight
Got Ukraine and Baltics in my sights...

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You just wait and see!

Like a big tank
With a cannon
IFV lines
With little "Green Men"
Like how Trump smiles
Thinking we can be friends
There's only one catch:
Collusion in the election!!!

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

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'Cause I've got it all to start World War 3!!!