I've been thinkin' here (yeah)

Sonic's who you control, super fast he's zoomin'
Maybe I sound crazy but my focus is movin'
To the people by his side, more int'restin' than that blue douche is
Heretical madness? Can't not move to where my muse is, see
But you can stick the "crazy" label with strong glue to me
'Cause I cannot deny that the controversy's lurin' me
When you have fans split in half when you use your speech
To mention one person's name, I'm amused, you see
For example, zoom on the frame of this bright pink tween
Could've been a better way than that for introductions, geez
Too late to scrub that out, let's move on and do this proper
On the side of good, all the Badniks, she'll clobber
Better never piss her off 'cause she's a crazy hammer dropper
Facin' ev'ry big monster that tries to harm her Sonic
And that's where the mean fanfics start since shippin' hate is popular
Half the people want her to go, hate when she's poppin' up
Callin' her a stalker, say she drags down ev'ry plot because
Ev'rybody knows, both in-show and out, 'bout her crush
They're not gonna change the status quo, she should shut it up
Other half insist she's more than that, honest
Empathy and leadership, not just a love for Sonic
Least a couple wikis writin' down all that's been done with
All her other character traits in the comics

Amy Rose, she runs through the city
Amy's out there helpin', Amy's out to make a proper diff'rence
Amy makes some fans go real bitter
"Amy's a villain! Amy needs to die, no kiddin'!"
Amy's a real smasher with that hammer
Amy always grabs it, Amy has no backpack to stash it
Amy wants to save all the people
Amy is a leader, Amy is an eager beaver (huh?)

No, she's a hedgehog, don't you know
Though if I hadn't told you, could you guess? I'd say no
But that ain't that diff'rent when talkin' this series
Ev'ryone's so stylised, it's hard guessin' species
Am I gettin' off the plot? No, there's a link in there, believe me
'Cause I can really see some people gettin' peeved
Since ev'rything about Amy's design reads like a scene
Where bored designers stick on ev'ry "girly" thing they've ever seen (whoo!)
Bright pink, more human hairstyle and a pair of chunky heels
Plus how she's all 'bout wantin' some of that blue boy lovin'
Not sayin' that if you like her then that's some kinda problem, hell no
It's just not crazy if those traits drive some nuts
What's less sane is my crazy-big friggin' ramble
About a character from a series that I've played not
I'm just usin' Amy as a thought-type exercise here but
I'm no fan of lyin', girly-girls with giant hammers are funny

Amy Rose, she runs through the city
Amy lives for helpin', Amy's never been a fan of quittin'
Amy is a real Badnik killer
Amy's not vicious, Amy's known to talk down villains
Amy might be smashin' with that hammer
Amy's not a rascal, Amy's first plan ain't just "grab it"
Amy wants to save all the people
Amy is a leader, Amy keeps up with her speedster