Working on a project to pass the time while my
Local liqour store stops and reconsiders my
Lifetime ban, hope my lawyer shows them it's unfair
'Cause who hasn't downed beer then paid for it?
Hoping for a miracle, don't want a dud
Both for the whole settlement and for what I
Am concocting down here in my basement
Can't get into all the details, might go shape of pear

Homemade beer, scotch of my own
Maybe gin or rum, whatever it becomes
Homemade beer, keg of my own
Hoping my setup doesn't blow the hell up

Homemade beer, booze of my own 'cause
Ev'ry season of M*A*S*H plays in my brain
Working out how that still flows
Should be a real piece of cake, at least I hope so

Give that piece a minor tweak, minor tweak, minor
Don't think it should give off steam, give off steam, give off

Homemade beer, plonk of my own
Simple plan did not work out, played down a lot
Homemade beer, well, now I know
To make moonshine, one should not do it while drunk