Ayyyy ayyy ayyy ayyy...

Workin' all day, Need that paycheck
Traffic's jam-packed, That's why I'm stressed
Circled by twits now, Need some higher tech
Snail-slow-ass pace, Beam me like Star Trek

Needless to sway since every lane is packed
Poppin' some Xanax, Need to relax
Yellin' my spit's flown, Windshield is smacked
Won't win this race, Think my mind has cracked

Crawlin' down the highway, Fumin' each trip
Screamin "Damn nutcase!" While the bird's flipped
This commute is my Hell trapped in this seatbelt
Feelin' like it's been days, So long plants wilt

Ooooooh
Wish that we traveled through tubes
My legs are crampin' in this coupe
These motorists are rubes!

When you're trapped in a bus being squished by drunks
Freakin' rush hour, Work's done and this transit's shun
I'll ride a bike if I must but I'm a lazy chunk
God damn rush hour, Can't stand rush hour

Wastin' time while fleein', I'll scowl
Gas fumes make me queasy, Whoa
Hoped I would be home by now
Got Game of Thrones to view

Dread each time I'm clockin' out
It should be a felony to clog this ground
Drivin' in disgust just to get 'cross town
We can't get a speeding ticket, We've slowed down, Oh

My nerves have flared, Stuck with these drones
Snatch an Uber with my phone
But I don't wanna spend the dough
So that why I'll take this stroll

Patience is tested, It's nuts, While I'm stuck with ya
Freakin' rush hour, Need the bucks although it sucks
While on this quest, I'm a Putz, Each day I'm stuck with ya
Freakin' rush hour, Can't stand rush hour!