"Better Now" Based on the performance by Post Malone

"Pokemon" Parody by Marjorie Preston

(Pokemon player surrounded by friends dancing)

You prolly think I don’t play Pokemon, Pokemon
You prolly think that game is dead and gone, dead and gone
I gotta tell you that you would be wrong, would be wrong
I’m gonna catch anything, I’m gonna catch everything
The hard core players we are still around, still around
While all you others try to put us down, put us down
Don’t dis our hobby, you look like a clown, like a clown
Pikachu is so cute, c’mon he is so cute
Oh-oh

I thought that my kids would have some fun, yo
Walkin’ and a-playin’ in the sun, tho
Now even my kids are saying “Let GO”
But I’m at level 40; I say “Hell, no”
Everybody thought we stopped in 2016
But I don’t find needlepoint very interesting
Escape from the world with a little gaming
I don’t really care if it’s “not your thing”

And I’m rollin’, rollin’, rollin’, rollin’
from the news cuz’ our planet’s broken
If one more person mentions Trump
then into my car I will jump

And I will go and play some Pokemon, Pokemon
You prolly think that game is dead and gone, dead and gone
I gotta tell you that you would be wrong, would be wrong
I’m gonna catch anything, I’m gonna catch everything
It’s not about just catching Pokemon, Pokemon
Gotta spin a Pokestop and then move on, then move on
Do tasks and battles and I’m still a mom, still a mom
There’s in-game training, there’s in-game training
Oh-oh

I think you could not do a raid
This game has changed and I have stayed
I want other trainers to play
This should go down on my resume
You only know about Pikachu
There are lots of things I could teach you
Take a mental health day
Pokemon GO out and play

You prolly think I don’t play Pokemon, Pokemon
You prolly think that game is dead and gone, dead and gone
I gotta tell you that you would be wrong, would be wrong
I’m gonna catch anything, I’m gonna catch everything
Your guy was in the gym but now he’s gone, now he’s gone
He was taken out by Pokemom, Pokemom
I pass your coins to you like a baton, a baton
I am still playing, I am still playing
Oh-oh

I promise
I swear this is more than a game
This thing just might keep me alive

(quieter)
You prolly think I don’t play Pokemon, Pokemon
You prolly think that game is dead and gone, dead and gone
I gotta tell you that you would be wrong, would be wrong
I’m gonna catch anything, I’m gonna catch everything
(more energetic)
I love this game and I will stay true, stay true
to all my in-game friends like you and you
(silence; turns around and sees no one there)
I’m gonna catch anything, I’m gonna catch everything
(walks away slowly playing Pokemon Go)