[Chorus]
Summertime rules
I've gotta say summertime rules
It's so fun and hot, see?
I wanna go play now
Cuz I've gotta say summertime rules
Sum-sum-summertime rules
Summertime rules

[Verse 1: Mordecai]
I want to go to the pool
Go to the beach
Go to the lake now
I just wanna play, play all day, day
I wanna get out of my house
I wanna play sports
I wanna go to a water park
I just wanna play, play all day, day

[Chorus]
Summer's old news
It's offical: Summer's old news
I really hate the beach
I really hate surfing
Cuz it's offical: Summer's old news
Sum-sum-summer's old news
Summer's old news

[Verse 2: Rigby]
Beat up all the Summer fans
It's degrees: 700 Celsius
Destroy the beach and all that stuff
Cuz I'm like: Summer sucks, sucks
Aw yea, gimme a heat free day
Make you, yea, stay at school
Smash all the boring pool toys
Because I hate this

[Chorus]
Summertime blues
I've got the summertime blues
I wanna go to the beach
I wanna go surfing
Cuz I've got the summertime blues
Sum-sum-summertime blues
Summertime blues

[Verse 3: Myrtle]
I love the summertime
Can you stop these parodies, dies?
Cuz you should keep the old lyrics now
It might be depressing
But it's a million times better than
Randomness or just ranting, ting
This song is really, really funny
Let's say YOLO, swag, LOL

*explosion*