At first, I-I
Thought that laser guns were meant to make things die-ie
So this "settings" function plain pissed me off outri-i-i-ight
But when that one guy crumpled to the-e floor
I simply laughed my a-ass off
My world opened up, it's true
So many pranks that I can no-ow do-o-o, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-oh-oh-oh
One shot when you're on the loo
You'll collapse and I'll take pics o-of you-ou

Set on stu-un, screwi-in' arou-ound wi-ith nerves
Setting's goo-ood, makes fo-or real fu-un jokes

Better wa-atch
Out for me whe-en you're out doin' thi-ings
Because I'm gonna find out the worst time to make you fa-a-a-all
Like up a ladder or whi-ile you're runnin'
And then I'll get straight to stunnin'
So many things I can do
With just this gun and a well-ai-aimed "pe-e-ew", mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-oh-oh-oh
And on the battlefield, too
Makin' aliens trip on thei-eir shoe-oes, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh

Set on stu-un, messi-in' round wi-ith you-our nerves
Feels so goo-ood when I-I shoot you-our nose
Know I shouldn't do this, I kno-ow (oh-oh-oh)
But the stun setting's such a-a fun one (oh-oh-oh)
Know I should stop at some point, thou-ough (oh-oh-oh)
It's so fun when you fall o-on your butt (oh-oh-oh)
Set on stu-u-u-un, love di-isrupti-i-in' you-our nerves

Shots go flyi-in', makin' coma-as
My new fav'ri-ite joke in the whole wo-orld
Who needs dyi-i-in' when the stunne-er
Makes for aweso-ome jo-okes with no rea-eal hu-urt
Wait, I'm lyi-in', still looks painfu-ul
When they lose thei-eir pose and fall hea-ead-fi-i-i-i-irst
In a fi-i-ire, I won't stop i-it
Cause I love the-e jo-o-oke, it's my who-ole wo-orld

Set on stu-un, set on stun
Never gonna give it up
Set on stu-un, set on stun, set on stu-u-u-u-un

Set on stu-un, switchi-in' off a-all you-our nerves
Feels so goo-ood, really goo-oo-ood, knocki-in' ou-out my foe-oe-oe-oes
Set on stu-u-un, may see-eem like a-a hu-uge jerk
But I really don't care 'bout tha-at, dude
Still feels goo-ood, so damn goo-oo-ood, a-when ri-ight do-own, you go
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

I love hidi-in' my stun blaste-er (my stun gun bla-aste-er)
Sneak a shot a-and lo: one knocked-out je-erk (shots go fly-yin')
More shots flyi-in' from my blaste-er (my stun bla-aster)
Whole alie-en force (hey) slumped in the di-irt (whoa-hey-hey-hey-he-ey, ho-ooh)
I can't lie, i-it's the most aweso-ome
Thing I've eve-er owned, love these stun bu-ursts (these awesome stu-un bu-ursts)
You can't take mi-ine (hey) away from me-e (you can't ta-ake mine)
Hell, you've got you-our own, don't take mine, je-erk (don't take what's mi-ine, je-erk)
Sure, you're my bo-oss (don't take what's mi-ine, je-erk)
Doesn't matte-er (still means you're a dou-ou-ou-ouche, I'm just sa-a-a-a-a-a-a-ayin')
This is my gu-un, bro, and it won't hu-urt (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
To just let me-e make unconsciou-ious (I-I-I-I-I-I-oh-oh-oh-oh) (let them lie on the floor, it's fine, you know)
Anyone I-I want like a bi-ig je-e-e-erk (it's just how I roll)
Ev'ryone e-else, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh (all these folks, all those fo-olks rou-ound me)
Has the same thi-ing, ah-ah (guns of their o-o-own)
They can stun me-e (I won't go-o-o too far, I pro-omise)
If I still sli-ip