Song Parodies -> "Ms. Pac-Man"

Original Song Title:

"Miss Jackson"

Original Performer:

"Ms. Pac-Man"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

(ft. Lolo) Mr. Pac-Man finds his lady in bed with a Mario Bro. (and not the more famous one either)! So Mr. Pac-Man has some choice words for her.

Intro: Shutting down the console
Getting off of work
Heading home to meet Ms. Pac-Man
Found Luigi in bed
And naked I did find Ms. Pac-Man
Pac-Man, Pac-Man…

Verse 1: I have a savage stressful career that I bear now
I run in circles hopin’ ghosts won’t put my lights out
Still thought I’m lucky, had a girl that I could love proud
With her always have an extra life (I never even had doubts)
A perfect marriage, trust the sanctity of our vows
A pretty lady I thought floated down from a cloud
Fights ghosts all day, eating pellets, that is my gal
Thought she was the love of my life (so wrong I wanna shout)

Pre-chorus: He-e-e-e-ey!
I was chasin’ fruit for you at four this mornin’!
He-e-e-e-ey!
Out the back warp, oh man!
Now she’s in another game…
She’s drivin’ me insane…
I’ll never be the same…
Out the back warp, oh man!
Now she’s in another game!

Chorus: Ms. Pac-Man, Ms. Pac-Man, Ms. Pac-Man!
That was nasty!
Ms. Pac-Man, Ms. Pac-Man, Ms. Pac-Man
Why be nasty?
Ms. Pac-Man, Ms. Pac-Man, Ms. Pac-Man
You are nasty!
You’re so nasty…
I can’t love in that way
O-o-o-o-oh!
Where will you be wakin’ up tomorrow mornin’?
O-o-o-o-oh!
Sneakin’ off board, oh man!
Eating mushrooms everyday!

Verse 2: Stay out ‘til my anger fin’lly dies down
I know I’ve gained a few, those pellets have high carb counts
There’s nothing beautiful about you, time to fallout
You have used up your last life (now it’s time to get out)

Pre-chorus: He-e-e-e-ey!
I won’t snatch that fruit for you tomorrow mornin’!
He-e-e-e-ey!
Out the back warp, away!
Cuz we got divorced today….
I’ll never be the same…
I’ll get revenge one day…
Out the back port, oh man!
But I’ll get revenge one day!

Chorus: Ms. Pac-Man, Ms. Pac-Man, Ms. Pac-Man!
I’ll be nasty!
Ms. Pac-Man, Ms. Pac-Man, Ms. Pac-Man
You were nasty!
Ms. Pac-Man, Ms. Pac-Man, Ms. Pac-Man
You were nasty!
So I’m nasty…
Sick ghost on you today
O-o-o-o-oh!
I’ll be chucking fruits at you without a warnin’!
O-o-o-o-oh!
Out the back port, with him
But I don’t care--

Bridge: Shacking up with Pinky
Cost about a dime
Think I’ve got a new Ms. Pac-Man
I’ll make you the victim,
But gotta find the old Ms. Pac-Man
Pac-Man, Pac-Man…
Send ghosts out to your place!

Chorus: Ms. Pac-Man, Ms. Pac-Man, Ms. Pac-Man!
Mushroom Kingdom!
Ms. Pac-Man, Ms. Pac-Man, Ms. Pac-Man!
Mushroom Kingdom!
Ms. Pac-Man, Ms. Pac-Man, Ms. Pac-Man!
Ain’t he married?!
Tellin’ Daisy…
About his cheatin’ ways!
O-o-o-o-oh!
Where will you be wakin’ up tomorrow mornin’?!
No-o-o-o-o!
Down the green pipe, gosh dang!
She’s got Sonic on the side…

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Matthias - November 26, 2013 - Report this comment

Well Mario has always had Princess Peach I'm glad that Ms. Pac Man could find somebody even though it crushed Pac Man (honestly I could have seen this coming. Anybody who wears nothing but a giant bow on her head is kind of a slut)

Agrimorfee - November 27, 2013 - Report this comment

Kinda sorta a video game fanfic. "50 Shades of Yellow", eh?

Abbott Skelding - December 16, 2013 - Report this comment

I love relationship-based parodies, particularly those involving fictional characters...so this was perfect for me! Love the Jackson/Pac-Man switch and the pacing was pretty spot on. Great work!

bobpiecheese - December 16, 2013 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Well, Daisy/Luigi has only been very, very, very vaguely implied, so no cheating there...okay, nitpicking aside, this was a pretty good parody, some odd phrasings aside (though that fits with the P!ATD style). 555!

Max Power - December 17, 2013 - Report this comment

I heard Ms. Pacman give a good head jo-*gets pelted with dots*

person - December 04, 2018 - Report this comment

Umm.... Luigi and peach are the parents of Rosalina.... nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope,

Darius Whitehead - December 05, 2018 - Report this comment

I'm sorry, Ms. Pac-Man. I AM FOR REAL!

Marius Blackhead - May 04, 2021 - Report this comment

I really wanna see Darius write that parody as a response to this parody now

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