I like my pop
Cheesy or not
But One Direction, the line, they have cro-o-ossed
Because they suck
And they are stuck
Inside my head, it will never shut u-u-up

Music this bad shouldn't be this catchy
I hum, then slap myse-elf

It's not the fact they're a boy-band that I detest
I jam to *NSYNC, The Wanted and JLS
Maybe the reason I hate cannot be expressed
But I know-oh-oh
This song is unbearable
Maybe it's just filled with poppy cheese
Though I can stomach nonsense from the seventies
Maybe I've just reached by cheeseball capacity
I don't know-oh-oh
Still think this song's terrible
Oh oh-oh
This song is unbearable

So th-this song
To me, it's wrong
I would prefer my gonads pinched by to-o-ongs
Maybe the guys
Sing way too high
In a bad way, Queen is awesome, can't deny-y-y

Once I thought that I could tolerate it
Now think it's worse than he-ell

Listened just once, now it keeps playing in my head
Why'd One Direction win the new-age TRL?
Five Justin Biebers in one band: a critic's hell
And they know-oh-oh
This song is unbearable
It sounds like "Summer Lovin'" from Grease
Could be an homage, a rip-off, if you ask me
I don't care much for Grease, it just makes me more peeved
This song blo-o-ows
Utterly detestable
Oh oh-oh
This song is unbearable

Su-su-su-su-su-su-su-su-su-sucks
Su-su-su-su-su-sucks
Su-su-su-su-su-su-su-su-su-sucks
Su-su-su-su-su-sucks

This was their first top-ten hit, had one more since then
At least for those of you living in the US
Down here in Oz they've had five, what the bloody hell
Radio-o-o
You played this? That's horrible!

All of their songs sound the same, yet they're a success
Although Ke$ha does the same thing, there's precedent
That doesn't mean I approve of One Direction
Cause they blo-o-ow
Ev'ry song is terrible
If you like them, that's okay with me
It's your opinion, that's fine though I disagree
But if I hear this song once more my ears will bleed
That I kno-o-ow
One Direction's terrible
Oh oh-oh
Yes, I think they're horrible
Oh oh-oh
This song is unbearable