I don't want the crap you hawk (ugh!)
Take a step here on this carpet
My trapdoor will blast you far (wow!)
Right into a nearby tar pit

I warned: "Buddy, You had better leave"
You said: "Not till you buy magazines"

That's when I decided to pull this lever
I have posted signs in some black bold letters
Ignored those for some dough, You thought you were clever
But now you're in flight since I pulled that lever
I heard you say: "Buy, buy, buy"
But then you went "Bye, bye, bye"
I won't read those... (Noooooo)

I like to left alone (ugh!)
So I put up giant fences
They didn't keep people out (Didn't keep people out)
Needed to be more defensive

I said: "Don't sell me junk food to eat"
She said: "This help's out my troop, So please"

That's when I decided to pull this lever
I watched that brat fly like she had some feathers
Might seem gross how I'll throw little girls from here
Thin Mints I won't bite to become a heifer
I heard her say: "Pay, pay, pay"
She went away-way-way
I won't eat those... (Noooooo)

My foes are thrown and groan, They can't enter, dude
Just like crows, They've flown, Broke bones, In my Rancor pit

(Go! Go! Go!)
(Far! Far! Far!)

Huge stones are bowled and rolled but ignored by you
I've stowed springs down below unsuspicious welcome mats
At my flat
You-should... watch-your-feet

Since I'm not too nice I will pull this lever
My yard's full of vines
But you still have ventured
To my door though you're sore
To give me Lord lectures
I will just decide to go pull this lever
(No chance, No chance, So go take a hike bro)
Left my sight when I pulled that lever
I might break your spine
Don't need torture chambers
You're disposed from my home
I can't stand my neighbors
I won't pull out knives, I'll just yank this lever

I heard you say: "God, God, God"
But now you are gone, gone, gone
Your views imposed

Pulled this lever
You freaks are worse than lepers
Get lost you stinkin' beggars