I get funny looks on my walk
When I'm walking in the park
See the other dog owners tease me

A lovely new dog bowl
A rubber bone you know
A dog collar which says Steven

What am I gonna do with this doggy vest?
I don't really want to be a pest
Watching the other dogs pant and run
Wish that call would come

Yeah

This is starting to look crazy
My answer when the other guys blame me
I thank you for your enquiry
I wish he was back with me

This is starting to look crazy
My answer when the other guys blame me
I thank you for your enquiry
I wish he was back with me now

My puppy my puppy,
My puppy is in the pound

My puppy my puppy,
My puppy is in the pound

And then the bills will start
But I will hear his bark
My dog he's just so friendly

Filling up my dog bowl
And wearing his smart coat
Whatever the season

You will guard my house against theft
And put those criminals under arrest
When you're back we can have so much fun
You can fetch and run

Yeah

I had you since you were a puppy
And your coat was really quite fluffy
I wish they would call me
But until then, you're in the pound

My puppy my puppy,
My puppy is coming back

My puppy my puppy,
My puppy is out the pound

I am starting to go crazy
He's coming out, he's coming straight to me
I hope that he will find me
My puppy has been found

I hope that they will tell me
And that they will come and find me
When he arrives at my door
I will be so happy like never before

My puppy my puppy,
My puppy is out the pound

My puppy my puppy,
My puppy is out the pound

My puppy my puppy,
My puppy is out the pound

My puppy my puppy,
My puppy is out the pound