Are you stupid? Silly me, clear to see that you're stupid
Just because you've got green, I can't do it like you want it
'Cause the climate here's primed up to stop it
You can stomp your feet and holler
"Just make it work! I'm your boss!" Former, so-so, so

Yes, I'm outta here, 'cause you've proved that you're a sheer dunce
Should know when it's real hot
Doesn't matter what you order, I can't bring you colder water
Get it through your thick skull, what you want just can't be done
The last straw has been drawn
Swear all you want in your order, I can't bring you colder water
So stop your, stop your, stop your, stop your noise, whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh
Stop your, stop your, stop your, stop your noise, whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh

Called you stupid, yes, I did 'cause you're thick, yes, you're stupid
Dipshit, the heat's beyond "humid", any doofus
Would know their drink won't stay cold, you're stupid
If you want no ice, it's warmin'
In a bare glass, chill won't be formin'

My trek from the kitchen is, I'm real sure, long enough
To take all the freeze off
So you'd better change your order, you're not gettin' colder water
And even then, it's not gonna be me, had enough
Of how you want real laws
Of physics bent to your orders, won't happen, no colder water
So stop your, stop your, stop your, stop your noise, whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh
Shut your, shut your, shut your, shut your noise, whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh
Stop your, stop your, stop your, stop your ploy, whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh
Stop your, stop your, stop your, stop your noise, whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh

It hasn't gone lukewarm, just friggin' take it
Bloody take it, go and take it
It's cold as it can be, you only sipped it
Don't just sip it, have more liquid
Your lips are in the sun, that's gonna make it
Seem warm, take it further, brainless
But one more finger snap and I will give it
Take your liquid hose-style, dipshit

Get drenched with a free wash, then I'll take all your neat scotch
Don't care if you're real cross
Learn to not make stupid orders, too hot for a colder water
You're just bein' real dumb, wish you'd stop, wish you'd stop
If you had my real job, you would flop, you would flop
"No pay for this week"? God, they're just crumbs, they're just crumbs
I've had it, I'll leave 'cause you just suck, you just suck

Dipshit, you're a moron (ow)